Marauders One Shots

Homophobic Ass Motherfuckers

Dorcas and James work in a bar that has fights on a daily every night, but this one is different. It involves them.

Dorcas was working the night shift at the bar, and, as usual, a fight broke out. Dorcas was never the one who got involved in these fights, but all she could see was five men crowding two women in the corner. They were holding each other and looked scared.

"Bruno, take over for me." The boy nodded and took her place behind the bar.

As she walked over to the fight, she heard slurs. Gay slurs. Dorcas scoffs. "Boys!" They turn around to face her. "What is going on here?"

One man narrows his eyes at her. "No one asked black bitch."

Dorcas' eyes go wide and her eyebrows fly up. "What the fuck did you just say to me?"

She feels hands on her from behind. "Cas, it's not worth it."

"James, let me go."

"Cas,"

"Their homophobic and racist."

Dorcas hears James chuckle from behind her, and he lets go. "Boys, what are we doing?"

In the club lighting, James does look white, which is probably why the men talk to him. "These girls were making out in the corner."

"What's wrong with that?"

"Their both girls."

"So?"

All five men look at each other. "Girls can't date each other."

"Why not?"

"It's not right."

"I don't get why. You love who you love."

"White boys are supposed to stick together."

James laughs and looks back at Dorcas. "Are they serious?" He looks back at them. "I'm not white. I'm Hispanic."

The men's faces morph into disbelief. "What?"

"Oh, and this girl, right here. My best friend is her girlfriend, and her best friend is my boyfriend."

Then their faces morph into disgust. "Fags!"

James laughs. "Hey, Cas. Call Marls. Better yet, call everyone."

"Everyone, everyone?"

"Everyone."

"James,"

"Do it."

She pulls out her phone quickly and calls the group chat labeled

. "Cas! What's up!" Sirius' voice comes from the other end.

"Just waiting for everyone else."

Remus comes into view from Sirius' Phone. "Oh, hey Cas." As he says that, Marlene joins, followed by Mary with Emmeline, Lily with Pandora, Barty with Evan, Peter with Sybil, Alice with Frank, and Emma with Regulus.