Surprise??

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I apologize in advance and will explain his quirk now. He can use the element of surprise, toon force, and similar wacky abilities.

~<Izuku Age 4 POV>~

The doctor looked at me confused and said, "I'm sorry but I have absolutely no clue what your quirk is. Every time I think I figured it out it suddenly changes." My Mom looked worried, "Um, what does that mean for Izuku?" The doctor sighed and sat in his chair, "I have no clue. But anything will surprise me with his quirk." The timing couldn't have been better. I then sneezed and it sounded like a train horn causing the doctor to jump to the ceiling and cling to it like a cartoon cat.

We were all stunned and I started to laugh. The doctor glared at me while he dropped back into his chair as other doctors and nurses rushing in to see what happened. "I'm fine. His sneeze surprised me is all. Don't exactly know how I clung to the ceiling though. Those tiles usually break easily." I was taken to another room and they made me sneeze again. This time it was a normal sneeze which disappointed the people watching. When one sat down a very loud farting sound was heard making him blush.

I laughed again as he pulled a whoopie cushion out from under him before it turned into dust. The other doctors and himself looked confused but continued trying to figure out my quirk. Nothing came out clearly as sometimes the tests had no results. After a bit I became bored and somehow pulled a bomb out of my pocket.

The doctors freaked out as I looked the bomb over. It looked like the cartoony black ball with a lit fuse. Being me, I tried to pull the fuse only to pull more out of the bomb. The doctors watched as I basically infinitely pulled out the fuse. After a couple minutes I stopped causing the entire fuse to recede back into the bomb and instead of an explosion a flag with the word "BANG!!" appeared out of the fuse hole.

I saw how all the doctors looked confused and scared making me laugh some. Not as much as the other odd events but still a tad. That's when one realized something. "Imagine pulling out a giant squeaky hammer from your pocket." I did so and hit the bomb with the hammer only for it to explode and cover only me in soot. Their looks made me laugh like crazy. Oh I admit, I have a warped sense of humor.

The doctor sighed, "Put his quirk under the label of Toon Force. He can do anything he finds funny. When his power activates his left eye glows." I sigh and wish to surprise him causing him to flinch. "Ok, his right eye just glowed. Anything around us change?" They scoured the entire room, finding nothing, before they relaxed. That's when a second aspect of my quirk got recognized.

"Ok, his right eye glowed but no clue what it does. It might mean his quirk is recharging." He said before looking up, only for a pie to land on his face. The other doctors couldn't help but laugh as the pie wasn't there a couple seconds ago. "That pie formed right before you looked at it so maybe he can do stuff with the element of surprise as well?"
The pied doctor agreed as he stomped out of the room mad.

I went home after my quirk was registered as "Surprise Toon Force". The name isn't the best but definitely fits it. After a calm evening with a couple pranks i couldn't sleep until Mom turned on some cartoons. As I watched them my Mom noticed my eyes glowing as I seemed to recharge and become fully awake. "I guess this means you're truly cartoon powered now. I was only joking as you always got up early for the Saturday cartoons." Mom went to bed and I watched the ancient Looney Toons.

When school started the next day I walked over to Kachan. "Kachan I got a quirk and it's awesome!" He scoffed and made some crackling in his hands, "As if it's as cool as mine." With a smirk I pulled out a flower and when Kachan looked at it a big stream of seltzer hit his face. People watching laughed but needless to say, Kachan was pissed.

Unfortunately, I couldn't help myself. Ok, I actually could but I didn't want to. I started to pull different handkerchiefs from my pocket until I got to an All Might one, untied it from the rest of them, and used it on Kachan. With a bit of pulling I turned it into a giant blanket, tossed it over Kachan, and pulled it away revealing he now looked like All Might. This confused everyone until I popped it with a needle revealing a dry Kachan.

With a chuckle I handed him an All Might doll before running inside. Before you guys think I rigged the doll, I didn't. I rigged his desk with a whoopie cushion. Well, his and the rest of the classes. Even the teacher wasn't safe. After a few minutes of laughter and embarrassment class happened with us learning the alphabet and numbers. When recess happened I explained my quirk and learned more about it on accident.

Down the street there was a bank and someone robbed it and ran at us to use us as hostages. He grabbed me and I went a bit crazy. I turned into a bright green orangutan and treated him like the toy clown that stands back up after you punch it. After a couple punches I put a banana in his mouth and backed everyone away. The banana peeled itself to reveal dynamite which exploded and put him in a tight banana suit with only his face uncovered.

With the threat dealt with I returned to normal and kicked him. With a huff and a turn I walked into the school, "I'm watching cartoons. It's not safe out here." I slammed the door causing the wall to fall down. To add to the dramatics I pulled out a head of broccoli from my pocket, ate it in one bite, and pulled a Popeye as I repaired the wall. I picked it up, slammed it in place, moved so fast to create the clone illusions, and hammered the walls with a squeaky hammer fixing it. That was the start of a few odd events.

I had to be careful of any costume as I would become them. Being hulk that year after Mom banned All Might wasn't the best start especially since I didn't know if become him. If I have excess toon energy stored, which is more often than not lately, I create a prank aura where anything can be prankified. Pencils become rubber, invisible ink in pens, paper can't be written on, etc. I also don't need to sleep but can if I want. My intelligence is greater than I expected plus my body is indestructible. Well, if I want I can pretend to be shot and form a hole similar to what Daffy Duck does when he's hunted.

The best and kinda most annoying thing is that if someone mentions any cartoon I instantly know everything about it. Character origins, forgotten episodes, relationships, even the exact colors they are. It pisses me off as I can be reading and a person can say, "Have you watched Death Note?" I then know everything about it and I can't say no. If it's animated I know it. The main bad thing which I learned after I turned 13 and hit puberty is I can also recall any adult art created now. I've had to wash my eyes and brain in bleach a couple times for the stuff I've seen. I made it through UA and became a hero though, I'm Inked: Toon force enforcer.

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