Brutal Deku

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WARNING: Cussing, gore, and heavy metal ahead. This is a Brutal Legends x MHA fanfic.
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I look annoyed as I deal with another idiot. I am a hero, not a fucking roadie. Since I got stuck being a jack of all trades guard for this stupid fake heavy metal band I've had nothing but trouble. First they climb sets not ment to be climbed, they destroyed my guitar Clementine, they ruin heavy metal, and they demand I build a new set when I just wanna use the ones they have. They have some awesome sets already, my personal favorite looks like a stone altar for a deity of metal and flames. I somehow found a belt buckle in my late dad's stuff that matches it.

Tonight is another annoying night. I just fixed Clementine and made her a lot sturdier, I set up the altar set, and started to make a replacement for them so they can smash it cause it's built to be smashed. They walked over and Smashy, as I call him, apologized for breaking Clementine. I gave her to him and growled, "Smash her again and I'll break you, got it?" He nod and ran off as the leader, Phantom of the Opera Wannabe, walked over, "You're an awesome hero and roadie. I am still hoping you'd make a new set for us to fit our target demographics."

Phantom then rushed off after activating his mic yelling, "Who's ready to rock?!?!" After a rousing cheer they start playing only to disappoint me when they start to sing. I grimace and get back to making the replacement smashable guitar. That's when I see Smashy being a total fucking idiot. He was climbing on the set and on an area I repeatedly tell him to stay off of. "That fucking dumb ass son of a bitch. He never fucking listens."

I sneak behind the band unnoticed, climb up the set, catch Clementine as the fucker throws it down as he slips, and then catch him and set him down with a finished smashable guitar. With that done I hide in the shadows and begin to return to the back stage when the section Smashy was on broke and landed on me. I mostly got a couple cuts on my hand and was dazed by the stuff landing on me.

What I remember next is really hazy. I was lifted up by some flaming metal thing and it killed the fake Heavy Metal band. The last thing I remember is roaring, cheers, screams, and a bright white light before I pass out. If someone else saw it I hope they recorded it.


(Basically this has happened so far with some small changes)

I woke up on the stone alter only to see it bloodier, inside a dome instead of a football stadium, and an odd axe in the center with robed jerks muttering something. After standing up they all looked at me and tried to kill me. For some reason the Axe was calling out for me so I went towards one set of stairs which they all ran to before going to the other and grabbing the axe. With it in hand I killed all the cultists before more suddenly came out of blood red mist portals and I saw one about to grab Clementine.

"Don't fucking touch her, I just fucking tuned her!" With that I ran back up to where I woke up and grabbed her. I tested to see if she was still tuned only to summon lightning that struck the nearby cultists. With that I played a few metal songs causing multiple lightning strikes that killed them all before she got a big too hot to play. "Ok lightning on playing but causes her to heat up like a furnace. This is definitely an interesting development."

While Clementine cooled off I used my axe to cut up the cultists and ground slam causing a mini earthquake. "This axe is actually enhancing my basic strength, I wonder." I activated 1% of One For All and ground slammed causing the entire dome to shatter and fall apart revealing I'm on a bone island in a blood sea. "Now this is definitely metal. I hope this is not a dream cause I like it already."

I'm not going to tell you about all the bloodshed I had to do to get back to the mainland. I found a mini altar, played the song on it, and car parts popped out of it. The assembly was easy and once I was done I drove it and my new friend, Orphelia, over the bridge and onto the main land killing a lot of cultists, demon nuns, and a weird worm thing.

After escaping Bone Island I drove around some to explore as Orphelia told me about this world. Demons took over, heavy metal is dying, and a bit about Ormagoden, the god who brought me here. We eventually started heading to Blade Henge where the resistance is. On the way I ran over porcupines with metal spikes, furless deer which chrome bones and antlers, a metal faced gorilla, and some boars with really sharp titanium tusks.

Once we got to the resistances base I found out the truth, including me there was now four members. That ment I had to find and recruit people, get a steady flow of food, and a way to get them around. This was a rare moment I'm glad I was a roadie. With that our retaliation against the demons and their traitorous human servants began. I won't go into detail about the war but I'll tell you guys about some cool stuff I found.

After playing the song that was on the mini altar I found around some odd red flowers metal statues or even an awesome garage would come out of the ground. I headed into one of the garages to find a tunnel to a giant lava field where I found the Guardian of Metal who. This dude looked like Ozzy but his body was made of molten metal. There I could buy stuff from odd fire like things that kept jumping into my lighter from time to time. I found a... I honestly don't know what he is but we raced a ton until he gave up and gave me some super strong liquid nos for my car.

There was a hunting fanatic who I kept out hunting. Always a new record of his I'd beat. I fought against many weird creatures in the war. Walking guillotines, fake reapers, mammoths with iron tusks, weird shadow Panthers, and a creature that kinda looked like a band member from Kiss. Found many humans that kinda evolved differently due to what jobs they had. People who mined with their heads got huge neck muscles and skulls tougher than stone, giant fisted men who worked as guards, and a group of people who could heal using metal strings from metal spiders bigger than my head.

That's also when I learned a good portion of my past. Basically my Mom was born in this world along with my dad. My dad was a demon making me half a demon and thanks to a venom on the cultists blades I can form wings to fly and I no longer need a guitar pick to play Clementine thanks to claws I can summon at will. Mom and Dad grew up here and actually fought against each other until Mom found a way to go to the reality where I was born.

Anyways I believe that is enough info about my adventures. I'm still in the metal universe fighting the metal monsters, I married Ophelia, and I have real heavy metal in my life again. Oh yeah that reminds me. Every so often in rough fights I sometimes get really hurt and green smoke shaped like fans grab me and heal me. An odd perk but one I've kinda abused.

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