Richest Cup CafeStolas & Stella: (Sipping tea with serious glare at each other)
Stella: "Stolas."
Stolas: "Stella."
Stella: (censored) "C*nt."
Stolas: "Witch."
Andrealphus: "Aurgh!"
Stella: (slams hands on the table, gets up) "FUCKISH. IMP. SUCKER!"
Stolas: "Why did you insist on meeting me here?" (looks at his phone that says: ("Reminder: Deal @ Ozzie's set")
Andrealphus: "Ahem! We wanted to properly discuss the terms of this divorce. I feel my darling sister deserves a bit more...compensation. After all, you did CHEAT on the poor thing. Surely, you owe-"
Stolas: "Andrealphus, cheating implies there was a betrayal. This woman never gave two shits about me or our very much arranged marriage. As far as I'm concerned, this divorce is far overdue."
Stella: "Up yours!" (flips Stolas off)
Andrealphus: "(groans) Stellaaa, for fuck's sake, stop making this harder to bullshit!"
CLASH
Stolas: !!
Striker: ...
Striker: (Pulls out his two guns to fire at Stolas as he dodges bullets)
Stella: 😈
Stolas: (Flew away to exit but then he got captured by ropes from Striker)
Stolas: "Oh, dear... this is worrisome."
Blitzo, Sonic & Others: (Inside the van as Blitzo driving)
(Phone ringing)
Blitzo: "Oh, shit. Stolas! It's really not a good time, buddy..."
Stolas: "I'm sorry it's a bad time yet again, Blitzy. But, umm...I seem to have found myself in a bit of a sitch. I'm tied to the back of a horse at the moment."
Blitzo: "Pffttt...lucky bitch."
Stolas: "Um, well, no. Rather unlucky. I seem to have been stolen by a little cowboy friend of yours."
Blitzo: "Ohh, which one?"
Moxxie: "How many cowboy friends do you know? (To Stolas) What does he look like, your highness?"
Stolas: (Glare at Striker with a grinned face as he rides a horse)
Stolas: "Umm... sexy?"
Moxxie: "That's Striker, sir!"
Sonic: "You mean that cowboy assassin you guys first encountered, were you talking about?"
Millie: "That's right."
Blitzo: "Oh, for fuck's sake! Can't you just get away? Aren't you powerful?"
Stolas: "I believe he has bound me with blessed rope, which limits my ability to free myself, I'm afraid. So, I think you should come save me."
Sonic: "Blitzo pass me your phone. Let me talk to him."
Blitzo: "Ugh, okay."
Sonic: "Stolas! It's me, Sonic! First of all, the phrase you meant to say was "kidnapped" and second of all, "wherever that Striker guy is taking you somewhere, I'll come and rescue you!"
Sonic: "Don't worry I can take care of him myself."
3 Imps: "What?!"
Moxxie: "Are you gonna take him down by yourself?!"
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Sonic and Helluva Boss
AdventureA few months later after Majin Ozotto is defeated, Sonic's next new adventure in... HELL. Find a way to get back to his universe with some new friends. Songs from SEGA and Vivziepop Warning: Strong lauguages, sexuay theme, graphic violence