Mexico: Farm
Blitzo: "Alright. Seems like this one's nice and remote. Won't take us too long to-."
(A goat bumps into Blitzo, knocking him down.)
Blitzo: "What the f-."
(Soon the groups are surrounded by goats)
Blitzo "What the fuck are these things?!"
Moxxie: "I want to say these are earth goats, sir."
Blitzo: "I don't care how great they are, they are in. My. Way!"
Bltzo: (picks up goats and kick them. They hit the hay barn, the barn and the house. This alerts the man inside the house. Who goes outside to see)
Gerardo: "Que está pasando!? (What's going on?) Que carajo!?" (What the Hell)
Gerardo: (seen the Imps killing his goats)
Moxxie: "Nice! Easy, easy goats! Easy!"
Gerardo: "¡El Chupacabras!"
[Gerardo grabs his rifle and fires at them. Blitzo appears from under the goat pile, wearing one of them like a costume]
Blitzo: Shit! Scatter.Gerardo: fires at them, as Imp escapes. Blitzo jumps on a goat to escape while shooting at the man, while the goat struggles to move due to Blitzo trying to ride it like a horse)
Blitzo: "Run, you stretched asshole!"
(The goat got crushed by Blitzo weight and he get it by a shoe by the farmer's wife)
Mrs. Velaquez: "Pendejo que te voy a arrancar la cabeza- (You IDIOT, I'm gonna tear your fucking head off-) la Chupacabra de mierda esta..." (piece of shit Chupacabra...)
Blitzo: "Ay caramba, he brought the big guns. Come on gang, we lost the element of surprise, let's just get 'em tomorrow." (open the portal)
Moxxie: "You got it, sir. Wooooah- let's go, Millie!"
Millie and Moxxie: (go through the portal)
Blitzo: (tries to run away but trip over a goat. Blitzo fires his gun causing the outhouse to blow up, as he tries to jump to the portal he gets hit by a goat)
Blitzo: "Oof! Augh...!"
The Next Day
Blitzo: (looking at himself in Chupacabura costume and he realized he's trapped in a cage) "What the... efff?"
Gerardo: "¡Vengan todos! (Come one, come all!) Señoras y Señores! (Ladies and gentleman!) Pásenle, pásenle! (Step right up, step right up!) ¡Vengan a ver un AUTÉNTICO Chupacabra! (Come and see an AUTHENTIC Chupacabra!) Only a hundred pesos! To see a real chupacabras caught by ME last night."
Blitzo: "A chupa what!? Look buddy, I'll have you know that I am a dignified-"
Gerardo: "No hablo Inglés."
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Sonic and Helluva Boss
AdventureA few months later after Majin Ozotto is defeated, Sonic's next new adventure in... HELL. Find a way to get back to his universe with some new friends. Songs from SEGA and Vivziepop Warning: Strong lauguages, sexuay theme, graphic violence