Bonus Chapter 9: Barbie

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IMP Tower: Blitzo's Office

Blitzo: (calling his phone and sitting his office) Soooo, Lay's, is you know who is going to be there or not...

Caller: (That is not my name, sir.)

Blitzo: What?! How the fuck hard is it... Come on, Utz.

Caller: (Again... Not my name.)

Blitzo: Just make it happen, Pringles.

Caller: (For fuck sake, my name is...)

Blitzo: Byeee!

CLICK

Moxxie: (holding papers) Sir? What was that about?

Blitzo: (looking at his phone) Sorry, Mox, you don't have the clearance.

Moxxie: Seriously, sir, *Operation: Snowy Owl*? Could you be more obvious?

Blitzo: Could you be more of a cock sleeve? Speaking of which, where's Mils?

Sloth Ring: Devil's Den Pharmacy

Imp Nurse: Next...

Sonic: (sitting and waiting to pick up Stolas' pills)

Imp Nurse: 69? Hey, 69!!

Sonic: Haaa, good.

Imp Nurse: Next, 70.

Sonic: Hey, what's the big idea? I'd been waiting and sitting all day and then you just skipped me, dude.

Imp Nurse: So?

Sonic: "So"? Huh, okay, look don't you know who I am? I'm the hedgehog who saved an imp, his friends, and his daughter from the court a long time ago. Demons should respect a hero in this realm.

Imp Nurse: Heh, yeah, right, Mr. Hero Rat.

Sonic: (serious tone) What did you just call me?

Imp Nurse: I said—

???: Quite fuckin' around!

???: Just give him the damn pills!!

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???: Just give him the damn pills!!

Imp Nurse: Come on, V, just havin' a little fun. Fuck.

???: (hits him the glass as it shatters a bit) Now apologize, dipstick.

Imp Nurse: Ok, ok... S-Sorry.

???: (passes the pills to Sonic) You better leave hedgehog.

Sonic: Uh, thanks...

Sonic's Thoughts: (That girl looks familiar...)

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