Chapter 18: Ultimate Ghostf**kers

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I.M.P Headquarter

Millie: (humming happily as she carries 3 beverages for her friends and walks to the tower to the office)

Millie: "Howdy, mister! Fine morning! (kicks the door) Another day in paradise!"

Millie: ?!

Loona: (sleepy) "Oh shit, it's morning

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Loona: (sleepy) "Oh shit, it's morning."

Millie: "Uh, yeah. Have you been here all night? And what are you doing?"

Loona: (takes the beverages from Millie) "Blitzo bought two hundred taxidermy owls, then said I couldn't go home until I burned... (whispering) all of them." (eats the beverages with one mouth)

(knocking)

Millie: (opens a door)

Wally: "Hey! I got an order here for a hundred more waaacky owls!" (passes a clipboard to Loona)

Loona: (complaining) "Fuuuuuck."

Wally: "Hey, I haven't seen you guys in a while, heh! Do like wanna hang out with some-"

SLAM

Wally: (behind the door) "Okay! That answers that, I say, I say."

Millie: "Blitzo is STILL sulking? I thought everything was all worked up. It's been over a month."

Millie: "And where is Moxxie? He didn't come home last night."

Moxxie: (screeches)

Millie: (kicks the boxes down furious) "Honey...? You okaaay?"

Moxxie: "I'm stuck in a math nightmare!! (hyperventilating) The numbers, the numbers, I can't make them add up! We're FUCKED!"

Millie: (pats Moxxie's shoulder) "Come on, baby. It can't be that bad."

Moxxie: "He drained our pension, and used it to buy THESE!" (shows her a box full of horse plates)

(horse whinnies)

Millie: "Damn. I've never seen him in such bad shape."

Moxxie: "Bad? Bad?! This isn't bad! This is just a FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE!"

Millie: "I usually just give him space to work his shit out, but... you think I should talk to him?"

Moxxie: (panicking) "We're gonna get audited, we're gonna be evicted, we're going BANKRUPT! (lay down on the ground sadly) Our lives are over Millie, all my hard work gone in a flash!"

Moxxie: "Ohhh I should've been a theater critic, I have objectively correct opinions. (mumbling) We-we're gonna default. We're gonna default."

Blitzo: (in his office) "Loona, I need my piss bucket NOW!"

Loona: (groaning while sitting at her desk)

(Portal opens)

Aeos: "Hello every..."

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