A/N: Naw I swear this is the most unhinged thing I ever wrote deadass, I don't even know how I came up with this. I was prolly consuming some crazy ahh shit when writing this so I'm SO SORRY.
Live Laugh Love Boothill tho!!!!! <3
- Yuna
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Ever since the start of your relationship, you always wondered about Boothill's metal body and how it functions. You'd absurdly just randomly ask questions out of the blue such as:
"Do you piss?"
"Do you shit out bullets?"
"How do you recharge yourself? Electric or gas?"
"So- are you like a tesla?"
"Can you transform into a car? Like the Transformers"
"Does your hair ever get dirty if you take a dookie?"
He'd always let out a bark of laughter, rolling his head back before answering your strange yet silly questions. Holding you by the waist and pressing a soft kiss to your forehead, amused by your curiosity. But day by day these questions just got- worse and worse?
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One day, you were both chilling after dinner, sitting on the couch as he cleans his revolver, his hand pulling you close next to him by the hips so that you're flush against his side. As you lean your head on his hard metal shoulder- another question pops up in your head.
"Boothill?" You turn your head to face him.
"Mmm? Somethin' on ya mind, sugar?" He kept his eyes on his revolver but adverted his attention onto you, a sharp grin on his face as he spoke to you.
"Do you uh-" Damn your question was weird as hell- even you yourself started to comprehend whether to say it or not.
He chuckled and turned to face you, a smug smile plastered on his face. "Spit it out, m' all ears darlin'."
"Well..." You couldn't believe what you were about to say but-
"Do you have a- uhh..."
"A what?" He was focused on you, smirking slyly.
"Do you have a gun- like down there???"
"Sugar, I got no clue what yer' tryna' sa-" His eyes widen "Ah."
"Wait wait!- If you have one then is it metal or flesh!?" You started interrogating him
"If it's metal how does it not poke out of your-"
Boothill clasps his hand around your mouth in an instant, his cheeks flushed red from embarrassment as he pushes his hat down to try not to meet your gaze.
"G-golly..." He mutters as you struggle and spoke through muffled attempts.
He cleared his throat and coughed, trying to do his signature toothy grin that showed off his sharp shark-like teeth- yet it was so obvious he was still flustered by your... Odd question...
"Ai'ght ai'ght- well...- I have one... yeah..." He stumbled over his words and removed his hand from your mouth.
"Is it metal!?" You blinked in confusion
"...Yes it is, darlin'..." He pinches his nose bridge with the cool metal of his fingers, furrowing his eyebrows as he flushed red.
"DAMN!!! CAN I SEE!?-"
"HOLY FORKERONI- WHAT THE FUDGE!?" He gapes at your question- almost jumping off the couch, but immediately tries to regain his composure.
Realising what the hell you just implied your eyes widen- face beet red.
"wait... WAIT... MY BAD MY BAD!- I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN!- WELL...- I DID BUT-...WAIT!-" You panicked and covered your face.
There was an awkward moment of silence.
He leans back on the couch, holding you close as you both just- stare off into space.
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Let's just say that was very very VERY traumatising. And even after a month, Boothill who has NO right to be laughin', keeps teasing you about it.
He plops the hat on your head "Ooh~ Yknow the hat rule, sugar~" He winks "Give the cowboy a ride! I'll show ya what yer aski-"
"STFU!" You were annoyed as you smack him gently with the hat previously placed on your head, he cackles.
Welp, guess sometimes being this curious will bring you to this type of hell with a hat that writes dunce on it.
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I mean... Idk, maybe you saw smth O.O.
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