If I were a human, would you still love me?

Chapter 88. Pranks.

We all sat down together at the dinner table after being walked there by Asmodeus's mother. Asmodeus sat to the right of me and Clara to my left, then in front of me would sit Asmodeus's mother, whose seat was empty. Then next to her right sat Viole and Lilly, both staring at me. They didn't seem too happy that I was intruding in their home again and especially taking Asmodeus with me. I tried ignoring then for the time being, talking to Azz and Clara.

"Iruma-chie?" Clara asked, smirking, before signing for me to get closer. I did, listening to her whispering something in my ear. "Hey, do you wanna prank AzzAzz?" I thought for a second, before nodding and whispering back. "Sure, whats the plan?" She then came close to me again, before Asmodeus pulled me away from her, as he stared her down. "What are you trying to do, Valac?" He asked, glaring at her. "Are you keeping secrets?" He then asked again.

Clara ignored him, huffing. She then turned her head back to me. "I'll tell you all about it later~" She said before laughing. "Oh, don't you even dare and try that!" Asmodeus said, pulling me further away from her. "Azz, its fine, let her tell me." I then smiled, trying to make him jealous, wich, I don't know what I expected since its Azz, but it absolutely worked. He looked at me confusedly for a few seconds before half hugging me as he pulled me as far from Clara as possible, gritting his teeth. "You stay away from him!" He then yelled, Clara now also pulling me. "Wait, guys!" I said, but to no avail as I now had four hands wrapped around my body, gently trying to pull me away, kind of gently anyways.

Then the food arrived, with an Amaryllis that.. looked quite confused. "Oh~ Are you two fighting? Can you two sweethearts save it for later instead?" She asked, sitting down in her chair. Both of them then sat down normally while the food was brought to the table. My eyes sparkled wildly, seeing all the delicious food. I looked at Asmodeus, waiting for him to say I could, or couldn't eat. "Go ahead." He then smiled, with me grabbing and finishing plate after plate.

Clara tapped on my shoulder almost immediately, she had grabbed a spoon, and was trying to feed me some food from a plate she got. I really didn't mind because I was hungry though, and took the bite. Asmodeus stared at Clara with anger, before it completed dissapeared and turned into one of complot. Clara looked back at him, smirking. They think I don't notice their silent conversations, but I do.

Halfway trough the meal, when I had eaten my last chicken leg, Asmodeus tapped on my shoulder. "Master Iruma, you seemed to enjoy those legs a lot, I have some more if you'd like?" He asked, showing me his plate. I looked at it, really wanting some, but declined. "No, don't worry about it, enjoy your meal." I said, smiling at him. It was very kind, but he shouldn't be giving away his own food when he already shares so much of his food with me, like in the cafeteria.. I feel bad for eating it all the time.

"Are you sure?" He asked. I nodded. "You should eat too." I said, ruffling his hair wich left him stunned. "Is it not to your liking, master?" He then asked. In return I heavily shook my head. "No, no, its great, but I want you to be able to eat your meal too." I said, laughing. He then nodded, his face flushing a slight tint of red as he looked away and bit into the food.

Eventually we had all finished our finished our meals and dinner was done. Asmodeus's mother then pulled Asmodeus away for a quick minute. While me and Clara waved him off, when he left out of sight me and Clara immediately began to make our plan. "So.. what do we do now?" I half whispered. "I have two plans in mind." Clara began, whispering happily. "Firstly, we pretend you got unwell and suddenly died, I have fake blood to pull it off with." She smirked deviously, pulling fake blood out of her pockets. "Secondly we can put a bag over his head and pretend to kidnap him." She then smirked.

"Why not both?" I joked, wich was taken seriously. "Sure, lets wait till he's back." She then said. I wasn't serious, because those pranks seemed to be a little much. "Are you sure either of those are a good idea?" I asked, she nodded heavily. "Yeah, don't worry." She then said, smirking. Feeling uneasy about it, I wanted to refuse, but before I could Clara continued. "So please prank him with me!"