The CANONICALS

UNIT LOG - Aster

DESC - ASTER - Insanity personified
CLASSIFICATION: Gremlin
QUOTE: "Everyone has to suffer."
POWER LOG: Cloaking, Hypnosis, Acid Spit.
PRONOUNS?: Fluctuates 
AGE: Cinnamon Phase
MORAL ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Neutral 

When put in a room of various therapeutic animals, they seem to flock to felines, and have the most positive reaction to them. - AMANDA
- Engages in purring with them, which is not seen with this unit any other time.
- Might be a similarity in behavior. 

Aster often acts clueless, but is one of the smarter ones of the group, maybe even surpassing some of our staff such as Daniel. - DOMINO
- NUH UH - DANIEL

Regeneration testing has proved to have incredible results. upon biting their tongue off (quite grossly, and resulting in temporary muteness and fasting) refused any medical help, conveying it would be fine in a day or so. In roughly 36 hours, the units tongue was fully regrown and functional. When questioned, the unit mentioned their regeneration abilities, and that the regrowing process is has no real side effects except something similar to regular growing pains, and a slight tingling in the appendage after the process is complete for a few hours. More testing to be done. - DOMINO
 - Would open flesh wounds be similar? Limb regeneration? Does the area scar normally? Burn wounds? Are pain levels when the wound is inflicted any different? - ALISON
- May explain their distaste for the CRS medical staff when they cut their finger and was consequently bandaged. - KADY
- We are assuming the units regeneration to be much more primal than that of Jack's. A similar wound inflicted on Jack would have been shown to heal within seconds if metabolism was active. - PATRICK

After many unhelpful trips to the medical bay, we've concluded that aster has a stomach of steel. After eating half the available art supplies (including roughly a packet and a half of color pencils, chalk pastels, a paint brush, six pages of paper, and one glue stick), the unit has been studied and questioned about their health and motivations. They say they're fine, that they "do this all the time" and they did it because "it's not like they were good for art, so they might have been good for eating." The only disturbance they reported was the glue stick, and the weird change in texture. - ALISON
- Behavioral training in process, so they don't eat all the CRS' furniture. - DOMINO
- Invest in better art supplies. - JADE 
- Change Zee's password so Jade cannot access Unit Logs. - CHLOE

After recent events, Aster's regenerative properties were shown to be doubled when exposed to slushy water late at night. They will also become manic for that period of time, and will often start messing with the other units just for fun. After the mania, there will be a depressive fall. - ALISON
- Possible Bipolar? - DOMINO
- Now the "gremlin" classification makes more sense. - ZEE

After further investigation, the slushy water can further mutate the specimen; try to keep it away from them at all times. We don't want to lose more staff. - CHLOE

Questioning about homicidal tendencies to be conducted. Until then, keep an eye on the unit and if anything happens, engage restraining protocols. - DOMINO

NOTICE - If ⁠Aster decides to leave for a break please make sure someone is with them otherwise the possibility or arson, theft, murder, and possibly other crimes increase without supervision.- Suggested units for supervision are ⁠Jade and ⁠Sam.- ⁠sorry man, jade and i are all filled up. we have shit planned pretty much all the time. maybe sam tho? - ZEE
- ⁠Sam is very upset by this because they have stuff to be doing - like making sure the multiverse doesn't collapse.
- Try to convince Jeremiah to come along maybe? - ALISON

NOTICE - Kitchen now on lockdown after Aster snuck in everything's on fire and their just eating raw noodles on the floor.
- Let's not tell them I coated all the floors with cyanide gremlin-repellent in case something like this happened. - ZEE
- This entire thing seems like a really bad idea. Why would we coat the--- THE FLOOR. HAS CYANIDE ON IT. - DOMINO
- The only one who eats off the floor is aster and aster is the only one immune to cyanide, it just gives them hives - ZEE
- Restricting Zee's access from medicine cabinet and lab. Do we even have cyanide in there?? - CHLOE

If aster were to turn on the others, they are be beckoned by a plastic bag. Their cat-like brain would immediately auto-pilot, causing aster to jump into the bag. That is the entire containment protocol. - CHLOE
- Can be bribed with shiny objects. - ALISON
- This may honestly work, but if he is in a manic episode, we are to be equipped with (the now experimental) gremlin-repellent. The formula should work as a very minor chloroform but to Aster's specific genetic sequence, knocking him out and allowing us to put him in one of the cells. - THE BOSS