Tony Stark: F.R.I.D.A.Y., evac anyone south of 43rd Street, notify first responders.
F.R.I.D.A.Y.: Will do.
[Doctor Strange stops the ship's engine. The dust clears. Ebony Maw and Cull Obsidian exit the ship.]
Ebony Maw: Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hands of the Children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributing to...
Tony Stark: I'm sorry, Earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here.
Tony smirks at his future self. Pepper sighs and shakes her head.
Ebony Maw: [Looks at Strange] Stone keeper... Does this chattering animal speak for you?
Doctor Strange: Certainly not. I speak for myself. But you're trespassing in this city and on this planet.
Tony Stark: It means get lost Squidward!
"SpongeBob!" Shuri and Peter exclaim at the same time. They high-five.
Ebony Maw: He exhausts me. Bring me the Stone.
Tony Stark: Banner, you want a piece?
Bruce Banner: No, not really, but when do I ever get what I want?
Gabrielle nods sadly.
Tony Stark: That's right.
[Bruce attempts to release the Hulk. Instead of Hulk coming out easily, the most that turns green is Bruce's neck]
"What...?" Bruce says, weirded out that the Hulk won't come out.
Tony Stark: Been a while. Good to have you, buddy.
Bruce Banner: I just... I need to concentrate here for one second. Come on, come on, man.
Tony Stark: Where's your guy?
Bruce Banner: I don't know. We've sort of been havin' a thing.
Tony Stark: There's no time for a thing.
Bruce Banner: I know.
Tony Stark: That's the thing right there. Let's go.
[Bruce gives out a loud grunt, but fails to release the Hulk.]
Tony Stark: [Glances at Strange] Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.
"We're wizards, and they're sorcerers," a Ravenclaw says.
"A sorcerer is just a wizard without a hat," Sam says.
This raises a lot of questions, and people start yelling about who are sorcerers and who are wizards.
A gunshot rings out throughout the hall, and everyone shuts up and turns to Gabrielle. She was holding up her Glock in the air. She sighs and puts the gun away. "It doesn't matter if you're a witch, wizard, warlock, sorcerer, whatever. What matters is that you can do magic and that's cool as hell."
"I would do anything to be able to do magic," Clint says, and most of the Avengers agree.
Bruce Banner: Tony, I'm sorry. (STAMMERS) Either I can't or he won't-
Tony Stark: It's okay. Hey, stand down. [to Wong] Keep an eye on him. Thank you.
Wong: I have him.
Bruce Banner: Damn it.
[As Ebony Maw approaches the team, Stark dons his Iron Man suit. He defends himself and casts the Dwarf back to Maw, who dodges him.]
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Fanfiction"𝒞𝓊𝓉 𝓊𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓁 𝒾𝓉 𝒷𝓁ℯℯ𝒹𝓈 𝒾𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹ℯ 𝒶 𝓌ℴ𝓇𝓁𝒹 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽ℴ𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓅ℯ𝒶𝒸ℯ" --- Gabrielle Clementine Gray Orange Spot The Fifth Marauder The Winter Witch She goes by many names. One day, the Marauders were chillin' with each other, wh...
