Chap 19

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(This chapter is relatively small due to some small writer's block etc here's the shortie squad coming togethererrr!!

Double update. Also, check out my two other Undertale books [The Freshest] and [It's just a nightmare]!)

*Bff/n's POV*


Me: Hey, Y/n left some pancakes on the table and didn't eat them (probably forgot again). Want to feast?

Cooler me: Wha- No? Wouldn't that starve the human body??

Me: NO?? They'd just be hungry. I'll make something later. They've left to do something already, so they probably got food along the way or something.

Cooler me: ...

Me: Pleaseee?? I'm so boooreddd!

Cooler me: Fine. ETA 2 min

Me: Thanmks!

Cooler me: Never spell anything incorrectly on purpose ever again.

Me: D:

Cooler me: It's cringe.

Me: Yeouch

Cooler me: So's that. I'm almost there, stop texting me.

Me: 👍

Cooler me: You're worse than Ink, and that's saying something

Me:  >:[


He gets there, and I grab my chocolate syrup from a 'hidden' compartment (Y/n had made it for me- somehow- and because we were the only ones in the house, it wasn't as if there was anyone to really hide it from [besides Error and Ink, who probably knew, and just didn't care to snoop], which made its existence pointless).
We do indeed feast, just as I had said we would. Y/n came out of nowhere and blankly asks Error, "Hey, do you have Ink's number?" "wHY?" "Passing thought. It would be so much easier to contact him from anywhere." "...oKAy. iTs ***-***-****; dOn fOrGetiT." 

A thumbs up came from Y/n as they typed in the number and wandered off. Error's face displayed a look of both confusion and horror. "wHaT wAs WiTH tHAt fAcE? i HAveNt sEeN tHEm mAkE tHat oNe iNa wHiLE."
I shrug. "Maybe the ice cubes ran out or something again? That's probably why Y/n needed to contact Ink." It was all we could think of, so we accepted that as the truth and moved on, eating pancakes in peace.

*Y/n POV*

I texted Ink almost immediately after I got to my room:

Me: Add me to the shortie group chat I KNOW you have.

SkeleSkittle: ...Yeag, finr. Faur eniugh  (●'◡'●)
(^) SkeleSkittle has deleted a message 
SkeleSkittle: Srry classi, dimt men tooo

He had already added me to a group of him and two other people- Swap, and Classic (which was to be assumed after he deleted an accidental Chara face and apologized to the guy himself).

Me: Whyz Classic here? I thoufht he wad tallert than us XD
(I have a headcanon that both Ink [and therefore you] type so fast [and energetically] that you guys make a bunch of horrible typos- this also goes for me too, unfortunately XP
Some of these r real typos-)

MagnificentBlu: Yeah, but for those who only know the first AU (his), he's still short-  so, we let him join. Also, You're Y/n, right? Do you know when Error and Bff/n will come around again for more tacos? I've started on this new special recipe I want them to try.

TumblrSmexyMAN: yeeeuhp.

Me: Shugar coaut or noh?

MagnificentBlu: ✨Noh✨

SkeleSkittle: XDDDDDDDDDDD

Me: Strinngs vomiiiited for da hoel day after tahet. i DOnt thINk what you had ind osae tacos were edibel for ehimans lpl

Me: lpl*

MagnificentBlue: oh 😢

Me: lpl**

Me: Gosh- AGRHANDM DAJHDksbjdmsndkhsajgjndm! L. O. L. FINALLY, MAN!!

SkeleSkittle: lol :>

Me: I hate you.

TumblrSmexyMAN: fr i be hatin me too 😎👍

SkeleSkittle: Fr

MagnificentBlue: Fr

Me: For

Me: For

Me: For

Me: For

Me: For

MagnificentBlue: I think we get it, Y/n 😅

Me: For

Me: For

TumblrSmexyMAN: for

Me: For

SkeleSkittle: For

Me: FR

Me: Man, I really dislike you guys

TumblrSmexyMAN: same to myself 👍

SkeleSkittle: Fr

MagnificentBlue: I don't think we should start this up again...

Me: For

Me: Gosh Dang, Im not going to try and tfir xt this time! I need tpo invensnt in autocorrect :/

TumblrSmexyMAN: don't worry, i'll do it for you:    fr

Me: Thx man

TumblrSmexyMAN: np

I chatted absent-mindedly with them until it was dusk, before promptly muting my messages, knowing that I would be shot several texts late night (Sans, probably has insomnia or something) and early morning (Blue- the unstoppable early bird).
I crashed after a quick sketch in some random notebook (a great winding down activity to sharpen your skills and refine your need for sleep), sheets slowly curling around me, making my room's atmosphere warm and comfy. I had no protests against sleep.

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