[UshiTen: Just another rainy day in Paris]

Part 25

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The YouTube channel was started off successfully, and the schedule was 2 videos per week – one in French, and one in Japanese. Satori was cooking with gusto, and having great fun mixing ingredients and experimenting with recipes. His very first subscribers (and secret promoters) were all of Ushijima-san's colleagues, and also – friends from their high school days and their previous team. Not a single person on the Shiratorizawa's volleyball team was going to miss this for the world, especially when Satori often needed help with stirring, for example, and too often dragged Wakatoshi-kun in front of the camera, to be whipping eggs, or to be chopping garlic. The growl expressed on Wakatoshi-kun's face was unmistakable. His stern physiognomy had made Semi Eita call every person on the old team personally and threaten him to subscribe. Of course, Tendō was checking his list of subscribers, puffing, not too happy to be reading all the old names. Although, some ex-Karasuno members were a pleasant surprise; he remembered that match vividly.

Yet, time passed, and his popularity got greater, and in the later videos Wakatoshi-kun looked rather bored than expressing murderous intent. Most of the comments under the videos were also fun to read, as they were discussing not so much the innovative recipes, and how delicious the dishes were (although some did!), but rather how pretty/angry/annoyed/DONE/maybe hypnotized?/maybe deaf-and-numb??? The chef's assistant was. Some were speculating whether the two were close, whether they were just a boss and an employee, or maybe they were married – but Tendō was super careful not to let out any persona details in the videos, and their friends from the team would only discuss this among themselves in private.

Well, some of the comments read:

Hinata, S.: -> Oh my god!!! Tendō-san! I am the first one!!! The first one to comment!!! WHOA!!! You look so cool now! I want a T-shirt, just like yours! If you open a restaurant, I'll be the first to visit!!!

Kuroo, T. : -> Damn, how the mighty have fallen! You didn't think I'll ever miss this, right?! I am laughing my ass off here! Kudos, man!

Semi, E.: You two owe me 3 (!!!) re-unions! When are you coming back to Japan???

Bokuto, K.: -> Wait whaaaat???? They are not in Japan?!?!? WHERE ARE THEY??? Satori-kun, your videos only make me hungry, I won't be watching them! But if you, and Ushijima-san, want to spar sometime – you know where to find me! *wink* *wink*

Kozume, K.: -> Nice channel. Could be better. Congrats on 200 subscribers. Hah.

Oikawa,T.: -> Ah, I see karma is a bitch! Wakatoshi-chan, how have you been? Still annoying as fuc*? I think I have to agree with the stupid cats... How the mighty have fallen! LMAO!!! *grinning emoji* *grinning emoji* *grinning emoji*

Goshiki, T.: -> STOP SPAMMING THE CAPTAIN'S CHANNEL, YOU MORONS!!!

Shirabu, K.: - This is not his channel, you idiot. @user93147uj31uu

Sawamura, D.: Tendō-sama, I would lock the comments if I were you...

Satori was reading this in their bed, just before they turned in, laughing too loud for that hour of the night.

- Andddd, what follows is some wild conversation between... Hmm, let me see... Hinata-kun and Daichi-san... and also... Kuroo-san... for some reason????

His laughter shook the room, as he was wiping tears from his eyes now. He quickly gasped, though, because Wakatoshi came to bed too, and immediately leaned in, to kiss his mouth.