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When I told Lincoln we would go celebrate, I meant the two of us. Apparently she decided to make it a double date with Niall and Hannah. Lucky me.
Hannah is a fun time girl and I like her just fine. She's perfect for Niall and I'm happy to see my friend happy of course. I am not happy that my celebratory evening has turned into sitting in a noisy club surrounded by people as some awful remix plays way too loudly.
To think that this is how I'd spent many evenings in my pre Lincoln life is mind blowing. Sometimes I don't even recognize the person I'm becoming.
Lincoln attempted to sweeten the deal by wearing an extra short skirt tonight and a shirt that shows just a hint of her tummy. It's a torture device, let me just say that much.
"Dude you've got to get over yourself. It's not that serious." Niall's voice rings out as I watch Hannah lead Lincoln to the dance floor.
"I just told that girl that I'm in love with her a few hours ago Niall. I expected to be celebrating by taking her to bed and not leaving previously mentioned bed for at least 24 solid hours. I'd beg to differ on the seriousness of this situation....dude."
Niall laughs and it's of course at my expense. He's been taking Hannah to bed for months now and he's wasted no opportunity to rib me about it every chance he gets.
"Never thought I'd see the day H. God let me document this momentous occasion." He whips out his phone and takes a photo of me and not only am I not smiling but I'm flipping him off as well. Frame that asshole.
"Here. You need this." He slides a drink in my direction and I hold my hand up to decline.
"Still not drinking?" Niall asks.
"I promised Peter. I also happen to like how clear and present I've felt by not doing so. It's my choice, don't allow it to diminish your good time." I smile as I bring the coke that's in a rocks glass with a a lime twist to my lips.
"Those two sure are having fun." He tilts his head towards our girls and I chuckle as I watch Lincoln drinking from a straw from a large girlie drink that's housed in a pineapple that Hannah's holding.
"God it's gonna be a long night." I chuckle.
"Looks like you'll be jerking off in the shower again. Sorry buddy." Niall slaps my shoulder.
Hannah leads Link back over to our table and instead of taking the seat beside me Lincoln decides to take a seat on my lap. My hand moves to hold her against me on her hip and she giggles and runs her nose and lips over the side of my neck.
It's going to be a brutally long night.
"Are you ok?" She whispers against my ear and the sound of the rasp in her voice is enough to wake the body part that I've tried my best to contain.
"I'm fine. Why do you ask?"
"I know this probably isn't what you had in mind for celebrating." She says with a giggle.
