THE DARK TRUTH OF BLINK 182, GREEN DAY, AND RHCP... || LORE [REAL NOT FAKE]

The Secret Meeting

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"Well, well, well." Said Tom. He turned his swivel chair to face his minions.

"We planted the device, master (daddy)," replied Mark. He and Travis were both wearing suits and dark shaded sunglasses.

"So what are we waiting for? Turn it on!" Tom's angry expression intensified.

BUZZZZZ

Voices started rolling out of the speaker.

"Yknow, I think we're going to have to give up."

"But buddies, we have to stay strong!"

"Roll roll roll a joint, twist it at the end. Roll it up and take a puff and pass it to your friends."

Out of anger, Tom smashed the speaker. "They're going to give up?"

"Well sir-" Travis started.

"ENOUGH." Yelled Tom. He pushed his chair in and scrambled out the office door. The speaker was still buzzing slightly after being crushed.

...

Green Day

"Did you hear that?" Billie asked the rest of the trio.

"Hear what?"

Billie took off his jacket and held it up to his ear.

"A listening device??" He whispered.

"WHAT?" Mark and Tre yelled in unison.

Billie ran outside "Get on the motorcycle."

But this time it was a different motorcycle, so both Mike and Tre had to sit on Billie's lap. (No homo of course)

The motorcycle sped up. "Where are we going gang?" Asked Tre.

"To defeat Blink 182. One and for all."