THE DARK TRUTH OF BLINK 182, GREEN DAY, AND RHCP... || LORE [REAL NOT FAKE]

Douglas McDoober Meets Green Day

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Douglas McDoober was shitting down in his office.

Very mindful. Very demure.

JUST THEN- he got a call. A call from a record company.

"Hello?"

"Hello. This is TheVeryOfficialRecordCompany"

"And what might you be calling me for?"

"We need you to replace Anthony Kiedis, the lead singer of Red Hot Chili Peppers."

"Oh word??? Sign me up 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴bob 👅👅"

So the Anthony Kiedis of the Blood Sex Sugar Magic era was not the same Anthony Kiedis of the latter Californication Era.

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A day later

Douglas McDoober just got off of his plane at L.A. He was supposed to be stopping at the Record Company to sign papers. Very official papers.

And as he was waking in the doorway, he ran into three twinks who smelled like pot!

"Man, I'm really sorry about that." Said Mike.

"Hey buddy, watch out next time." Said Tre.

Billie looked at Douglas McDoober. "Wait, you're the Anthony K-"

"HUSH!" Douglas McDoober places his hand over Billies mouth.

"This is confidential information, young man."

So Douglas McDoober made his way over to the desk. There was a lady at the desk who brought him to a strange office in the back.

"Where's he going?" Asked Mike.

"They're gonna fuck." Billie said.

However, Douglas McDoober was brought into a dark room to sign secret papers. As soon as he got them done, he exited through a secret door on the other side of the building.

That was the birth of the new Anthony Kiedis.