THE DARK TRUTH OF BLINK 182, GREEN DAY, AND RHCP... || LORE [REAL NOT FAKE]

The Action Persists

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So, they fought at Blink 182 Headquarters. But who won? No one.

But the coffee shop woman was still trapped in Blink 182's basement. And unfortunately Green Day could not rescue her.

Soon enough, Blink 182's new album, "Enema of the State", was released. And guess who was on that cover.

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RING RING RING

Billie was smoking another joint. He heard the phone ringing and picked it up.

"Hello?"

"Hello. This is Blink 182. We are holding the coffee shop woman hostage. You may rescue her if you pay us 1 million dollars."

"So, Enema of the State isn't doing quite well. Yknow?" Billie laughed.

"NO! It's doing just fine. Just fine." Said Tom.

"Well, I suppose we will pay the hostage bill. I'll see you tonight Tom. O̶i̶l̶ u̶p̶"

Green Day was at Blink 182 HQ later that night.

"Where do you think they are?" Mike asked.

Tre shrugged. "Don't know, buddy."

THEN, the very expensive PA system started blaring out Tom's gay ass voice. "Haha! We killed the woman two days before you got here."

"WHAT?" Billie yelled. "We have the money and everything!"

"I know..." said Tom. "Anyways. Would you mind coming in for a seat?"

"You know, I'd rather not"

Suddenly, the HQ went into lockdown mode. The PA system started blaring and the HQ started flashing red lights.

"Let's get out of here."

So they did.

But little did they know, Mark and Travis had microscopic drones that places listening devices on the members of Green Day...