THE DARK TRUTH OF BLINK 182, GREEN DAY, AND RHCP... || LORE [REAL NOT FAKE]

Closing In

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During Day Eleven, Green Day had planned to make a fake email and send it to Douglas McDoober. The email would mention his real name, and maybe this would scare him enough to keep him from messing with Billie, Mike, and Tree. 🌳 🥶

Hello, Anthony Kiedis.

This is a email from someone you've probably never heard of. But I sure do know a lot about you, Douglas McDoober.

All I have to say is to watch your step around here, or maybe your little secret won't be so little.

Anonymous

"And... send!" Billie tapped on his computer. Mike and Tre were behind him, watching everything on the screen.

"Now we wait." Said Tre

"Yeah well he probably won't respond."

"So what should we do?"

Billie shrugged. "We could see if there's any trace of Douglas McDoober on the internet."

He typed in a few keys on the search bar.

0 results for "Douglas McDoober"

"Fuck this shit!" Billie threw his head up in exasperation. "They up and deleted his past life."

Billie refreshed the page.

Steuben Country Criminal Records

"Oh my god." Mike whispered.

Billie clicked on the page.

Douglas McDoober
[pending deletion]

Arrested for sexual assault
Drug Trafficking
Driving while under the influence

Charges dropped harshly after 1999.

The three didn't know what to think. This was getting serious.

"So if Douglas McDoober really had all of this in his past..." Mike said.

"Maybe he's masking his underlying plan by his goofy attitude." Tre finished.

"AND HES ENDANGERING THE REST OF RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS!"

"Exactly!"

Billie heard the phone ringing in the kitchen. He shot up to answer it before it went to voicemail.

"Hello?" Billie answered.

Muffled voices shot through the speaker.

"What?? We'll be right there."