Calum Hood's cousin

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Stitches ~ Shawn Mendes
Try Hard ~ 5SOS
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I hate you Luke Hemmings.

I woke up to someone poking me. I wake up to find the boys in my room. Calum is poking me. I look at the time and see that it's noon. I look back to the boys.

"And might I ask why your poking me Calum?" I ask.

"Well the boys thought you wouldn't kill us all if your lovable cousin woke you up" he smiles. I don't.

"Well. You were wrong. Now get off me!" I groan. The boys get up off my bed. I sit up and rub my eyes.

"We get to see the 1D boys today so get ready" Mikey explained. Not very good though.

"Okay" I say simply and walk to the bathroom. I brush my teeth and my hair and then get in the shower. After I'm done I walk out of the bathroom and go to my suit case. I hear some sharp breaths being taken and I turn around. 3 of the boys are staring at me. 1 of them is glaring at them. The one being Calum.

"Hey boys" I smile and pick out a blue "crazy mo'fos" crop top with some white jean shorts. I get my black combat boots as well and my white fuzzy North Face. I go into the bathroom and put all that on. Then I blow dry my hair and leave it in its natural waves. I brush it out one more time and walk out of the bathroom. I grab my phone and shove it in my back pocket. I walk to my mini kitchen in my room and the boys are all making eggs and bacon. It's then when I realize that I'm really hungry. I walk into the kitchen and sit down. Calum places food in front of me and the rest of the boys and we all eat really fast. I like food. I love food. Food. ANYWAY! Calum gets a call saying it's time to go. We grab our phones and some money and leave.

When we get to the one direction mansion, it's huge. They have a pool, 3 floors, a sauna, a hot tub, and maids. Wow. They are living the pop star life right now aren't they? We get up to the door and knock. We hear 4 pairs of foot steps running towards us. Niall, Harry, Louis, and Liam answer the door. Where's Zayn? Oh yeah. I forgot that he left. Poor fans.

"Hey boys" Niall says. Oh wow. He's even cuter in person.

"Hey" the boys chorus.

"Come on in" Liam says and invites us in.

"Who's this pretty lady?" Niall asks gesturing to me. Luke tenses. I'm going to chop his balls off. He better not act up. He doesn't even love me. He proved it.

"Elle" I say, shaking his hand.

"Nice to meet you. You probably already know who we all are" he says. I giggle and nod. I get introduced to the rest of the boys and we all sit down in their rather large living room. The boys take turns playing FIFA and talking about tour. I just sit there bored out of my mind.

"Elle? Elle?" Someone snaps me out of my trance.

"Huh?" I look around.

"Elle" Mikey says.

"Michael" I say back trying to keep a strait face.

"The 1D boys are wondering what relation you have to us and I thought you would like to enlighten them" he says.

"Oh...um....I'm Calum's cousin" I mumble.

"Oh cool. How long ago did you find out?" Harry asks.

"A couple months?" I say, not really remembering when I met him.

"Sounds about right" Calum comments.

"Cool" Louis says.

"Let's play truth or dare!" Calum suddenly bursts out.

"Okay" Niall says.

"I'm in" Ash, Mikey, and Luke say.

"Cool" Louis and Liam say.

"Alright" Harry comments. All the boys stare ate for the final answer.

"Why not?!" I say and they cheer. I laugh and we all sit in a circle while Liam goes and grabs a bottle.

"I'm going first" Calum blurts. We all just nod. He spins it and it lands on Harry.

"Dare" Harry smirks.

"I dare you to jump in the pool. Butt. Naked." Calum laughs. Harry gasps and places a hand on his chest.

"Oh come on. We both know you love it" I chuckle. The boys all burst into laughter as Harry nods. We all cover our eyes as he strips and jumps in. He comes out and we hand him a towel and his robe. He dries off and puts his underwear on and the robe. He spins the bottle and it lands on me. Great. Awesome. Note sarcasm.

"Truth" I say. The boys shout a chorus of 'boo's.

"Hey, with Harry you never know. Truth Styles" I say. He chuckles and thinks for a moment.

"Out of everyone here. Who do you think is 1). The sexiest, 2). The nicest, 3). The hottest, and 4). The most hateful. And then if I asked who you liked out of all of us the most, who would it be?" He says.

"Hey, that's two questions!" I say.

"Too bad" he answers. I pout and everyone laughs.

"Okay okay. 1). Definitely me, 2). Probably Liam, 3). Obviously Niall, and 4). Probably.....Ashton" I giggle and Ashton pouts. "Okay and then, out of all of you I definitely like Mikey the most in a friend way. And then in a like, like way, probably...." I pause and catch Luke's stare.

"I don't know." I lie.

"Oh cut the crap we all know it's Luke" Mikey says. Luke blushes and I just sit there, no emotion. That might be true but all he sees me as is an embarrassment. So why even bother?

It's not like he ever loved me...