Your face contorts to a face of pure horror this is one big soba misunderstanding and it hurt you that you couldn't get a picture of Allen's face right now because it was priceless.
"Kanda" Allen said nervously slowly standing up and using his arms as a shield.
Kanda glares at Allen full force "you don't deserve her you useless bean sprout" Kanda shouts at Allen causing the whole cafeteria to turn and watch while they ate.
But what were you to say you were doing the same thing as you sat next to Lavi and snacked on his popcorn.
Kanda pulls out his mugan.
"KANDA CALM DOWN" the helpless bean sprout shouted.
Kanda points his mugan at Allen ready to splice him in two.
"Hey should we do something?" Lavi asks from beside you.
"Eh maybe?" You said
"Well just saying because I think humanity would appreciate it if Allen was in one piece." Lavi says in a matter of fact tone
"Ehh I don't know?" you said in reply
"JUST HELP ME!" Allen shouts as kanda swings his blade up.
"Ah alright no need to shout"
You jump in front of Allen deflect kanda with your innocence.
Allen lets out a sigh of relief, while Kanda's fury grew.
"WHY DID YOU PROTECT HIM"
"Because I like butter on Lavis popcorn not bean sprout."
"THATS WHY YOU SAVED ME!" Allen shouted.
"Shhhh Allen not now" you said shushing Allen.
"Kanda what do you mean Allen didn't deserve me? If Allen doesn't who does?"
Kanda blushes realising his own half baked confession.
Kanda puts his mugan away "huff forget it a bean sprout like you deserves a bean sprout like him" he said coldly before storming off.#############################
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