"grammar nazis"

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when people think they're correcting my grammar when it's already correct.

"Can you lend me your pencil?"

Wannabe Grammar Nazi: you're*

"I sneaked past my little brother."

Wannabe Grammar Nazi: snuck* [either are acceptable, believe it or not, but sneaked is actually more traditional and most newspaper companies prefer to use sneaked]

"The blond looked up from his book and into the hazel eyes of the brunet."

Wannabe Grammar Nazi: blonde* brunette*

these peasants make me laugh. get your grammar checked before you try to correct mine.

bye

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