max needs to rant

bitch, wha?

another thing that happened two weeks ago or something.

so my sisters were working and i was writing a story (forgot what it was, but that doesn't matter at the moment) and there was this lady who's got two kids. the lady buys chocolate ice cream bar and gives the money to my little sister and then she leaves. not even a minute later she's walking back in the store with the wrapper off the ice cream and a FUCKING BITE TAKEN OUT OF IT and she's asking to trade the fucking ice cream.

lil sister: um, you already bit it.

lady: but i don't like this flavor. i want to trade it for a different one.

lil sister: i don't think you can just trade it. you opened it up and you took a bite out of it.

lady: little girl, you take a bite out of this and tell me how this tastes!

lil sister: ...

lady: *slams ice cream down on counter* take your fucking ice cream.

SHE HAS KIDS THERE WITH HER.

SHE WAS FUCKING RUDE TO MY SISTER.

LADY, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUQ?!

then my dad who was out shopping happens to come back around the time she's about to leave and the lady recognizes him as the owner and she PUTS ON THIS FUCKING NICE ACT AND THEN MY DAD LETS HER GET ANOTHER ICE CREAM FLAVOR FOR FUCKING FREE. I WANTED TO TELL MY DAD HOW FUCKING RUDE THIS BITCH WAS.

BITCH, IF YOU TOLD ME TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF THE DAMN CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM, I WOULD DO IT AND THEN SHOVE IT BACK IN YOUR FACE. ALSO, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! SORRY IF YOU DON'T LIKE CHOCOLATE, BUT IT ISN'T OUR PROBLEM IF YOU ALREADY OPENED IT AND TOOK A BITE OUT OF IT. YOUR FUCKING FAULT.

SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE NOWADAYS?! I'M ABOUT TO WHIP A BITCH, AND IT JUST MIGHT BE HER.

max out.