Malia And Kylie Oneshots

Drunken Love

tw underage drinking lol I think... 

Kylies POV

Tonight I'm hosting my early 2000s birthday party, I just turned 19!!! Of course the first person to text me happy birthday was my precious Malia baby. God it just melted my heart when she texted me right at 12 on the dot. It's kind of crazy to think I'm 19 and she's still a little baby 17 year old. Anyway the house has been decorated and I'm in my Tommy hilfigure costume, it's a little scandalous but I hope a certain someone enjoys it. Something about tonight just makes me nervous so I pregamed pretty hard, maybe a bit too hard. People are already starting to arrive in ICONIC outfits. Ruby is Christine Aguilera and Dara is Britney Spears, they're the first to arrive,

"Shit you are popping off girl!" Dara hugs me,

"So are you!" I laugh,

"Happy 19th Kylie!!" Ruby hugs me and hands me a present,

"Ruby! You shouldn't have!" I say,

"Just open it!" She smiles and I rip off the paper, it's a giant strawberry buzz ball,

"RUBY! Absolutely not!" I burst out laughing, the first time Ruby and I got drunk it was off these, total disaster I might add,

"I know! Just buying that made me gag oh my god" Ruby laughs,

"How did you buy this?" I ask,

"Me obviously bitch!" Josh storms in dressed as Brad Pitt,

"Josh!!" I pull him in for a hug and he hands me a bottle of Tito's with a bow on it,

"A better refreshment for your elegant palette" He laughs,

"Aw thank you!" I kiss his cheek,

"You guys do realise theres like an actual bar here right?" Dara adds,

"Yeah but like what else do you get people these days" Sharlize walks in and gives me a small box,

"What's in that, half a shot?" Josh laughs,

"Something even better!!" She grins, I open it and it's an elf bar,

"Girl! I don't condone this!" I say,

"sure sure" She rolls her eyes, more people start to flood in including people like Dior, Peder, Morgan but I wait by the door until late as per usual Malia shows up, she's in a skin tight fucking juicy courtier outfit,

"KYKY!" She runs in and jumps into my arms,

"Happy birthday!" She squeezes me tightly,

"Thanks Malia baby" I rub nose against hers,

"Sorry for being late, I left at like 7 but then I forgot my gift" She laughs and pulls out a small box,

"Please do not say this is an elf bar, I've received 6 and a pack of cigarettes, I don't know why" I groan,

"uh no it's not" she hands me it, I carefully pull off the paper trying not to rip it, inside is a box,

"Come on just open it!" Malia says getting impatient,

"Okay! Okay!" I open the box and inside is a charm bracelet,

"Aw Mal" I pull it out of the box and take a closer look,

"Well the playing card is to represent Red I assume, the blue heart for Chloe, the leopard cuz duh leopard print is my thang, the music note of course and what is the bow for?" I ask as I put it on,

"It's just cute" Malia shrugs,

"God you are cute" I squeeze her face,

"Hey don't ruin my makeup" Malia grabs my hands,