Reba
"Well! It's official. I have the suckyest luck when it comes to men"
I mumbles out as I started at my ceiling fan in my bed room watching it go around and around.
Anyone with the luck that I have had would give up on love all together, but I still have the faith of a mustard seed that I will find my prince one day.
My luck can't be that bad you say?
Well let me fill you in on the bullshit that has been my love life for the last seven years.
I have been a bridesmaid in eighteen weddings including my sisters.
I have caught the bouquet in all eighteen weddings as well.
I ended up finding what I thought was love online but that turned out to be a whole notebook Hallmark situation.
A year after my sister married her husband, he was on a work trip and got lost at sea.
I ended up chatting with a guy online for about three months after my sister's husband went missing, and when we finally met, it was my brother in law.
He lost his memory.
He was in an accident at sea and hit his head.
I reintroduced him to my sister and he ended up regaining his memory, and they ending up getting re-married.
Six months later I met a wonderful man and began a world wind romance only to find out it was something out of the special victims unit.
I started dating Allen and he was a dream. He family was very welcoming accept for his sister Miranda.
I tried to bond with Miranda but she told me to my face that "I will never bond or hang out with you willingly I don't like you"
A couple of weeks later I started getting fucked up and weird text messages from an unknown number talking about how I was stealing someones man, and that I needed to watch my back.
I asked Allen if he thought his sister was the one sending me those messages but he said no.
Then I came out of work one day and saw that my car was vandalized and keyed. I filed a police report and told Allen about it and he got mad at me, then didn't talk to me for a week.
His mother called me and asked me to meet her at a local cafe.
When I got there all the family was there including Allen, his two brothers, and their wives and his sister, and his dad.
His mother told me that they had an open family, meaning they all fuck on each other, and they wanted my permission for Allen to start fucking Miranda again, because Allen ha stopped fucking her when he started dating me.
I ended up acting a stone fool and tearing up that whole cafe.
I felt so betrayed by Allen and hoe weirdo ass family.
I ended up in jail. Allen tried to bail me out, but I told the officer that if she let me out I was going to be booked for murder, so they ended up telling him to get lost.
My best friend Juko ended up coming to my rescue and bailing me out.
Juko never cared for Allen and thought he was a fraud.
Allen ended up calling me and asked me if he and I could meet up, I told him he could go to hell with gasoline draws on.
One day I took my niece to the park and Allen, his brother, and sister in law showed up telling me that I was being dramatic and it wasn't that bad, and it only would be going on until his sister found a husband.
