Karl
"I can't believe that they still have the gaul to still send out save the dates for the wedding here"
My buddy Orson stated over Facetime.
I called him to inform him that our ex friend Scott sent his wedding invitation with the location still at Orson's ranch.
I was very well informed with all the drama going on with Scott, his bitch of a soon to be wife Lisa, and that hoe Dina.
My wife Madesol is Maggie's best friend.
We also are the God parents to their unborn twins.
Madesol and Maggie grew up together and also went to college together which is where I met her.
My wife was never really a fan of Scott's. She said the way he used to look at her creeped her the fuck out, and he always seem to make inappropriate comments about her body.
He stopped making weirdo ass comments when she cleaned and put a gun back together in front of him.
My wife came from a family of all decorated cops, correctional officers, FBI agents, and CIA agents. She is a total bad ass that has known how to load and unload a gun since the tender age of five.
Me on the other hand, I'm just a old ol' southern boy.
I grew up on a ranch which my folks own, that I help run and also own my own private security company.
Madesol owns her own private investigation firm.
Her clients are some one the most wealthy in the world.
My wife is a thug for real, and I dig it!
She is tatted the fuck up, with bright ass red hair, and thicker than a fucking snicker.
Just thinking about her sexy ass has my dick hard a rock.
Me and her are like peas and fucking carrots.
"I have an idea!"
Orson said snapping me out of my dirty thoughts of having my wife's mouth wrapped around my dick.
"You better make it good! I was thinking about something important"
I replied with an attitude.
"Stop being a sex crazy freak for two minutes and listen to me!"
Orson shouted.
"You have a 120 seconds!"
I responded.
"So I'll let them have the wedding here and I'll convince Maggie to act like she is gone, and me, you, and Madesol will give them a wedding present they will never forget. I saw Scott and Dina super close the other day when I took Maggie's car to get detailed the other day. I think Scott is cheating on Lisa with Dina, and I know Lisa is cheating on Scott. Ask Madesol to put someone on both of them and find the dirt"
Orson explained, and I smiled evilly like that one Grinch meme.
"Baby! Come here real quick!"
I shouted, and Madesol walked her sexy self into the kitchen fixing her brand new grill I just brought her.
"What's up lover? Hi Orson!"
She responded to me and also greeted Orson.
We then ran the idea Orson had by her and then asked "well sweet cheeks what do you think?"
She smiled then said "I got 21 bullets inside of my clip and I'm ready to unload this bitch!"
Me and Orson laughed then my wife said "I'm dead ass! Tho!"
