Adorea
Do you ever wonder why you hang with certain folks sometimes?
That's how I feel right now at lunch with my so-called friends. All they have been doing is belittling me from my body, to my choice of men.
"You look like you have gained weight you need to lay off the burgers and fries"
Lisa said to me.
"You need to find a man soon, your starting to drag us down"
Nicole said.
Nicole and Lisa tried to hook me up with one of their husbands co-workers, and that didn't work out because he wasn't man enough for me.
I asked him point blank how big his dick was and he told me five inches and sent me a picture of his dick like he was so proud.
I told him that there was no point of us meeting up and to have a nice life.
Five inches ain't going to do shit for me.
If it's under my shoe size which is 8.5 then you need to kick fucking rocks!
I need pipes only for this puss puss I be sitting on.
After I gave small dick energy his walking papers, Nicole and Lisa called me for this so-called lunch slash intervention.
The only one who is defending me is Karen.
She said "ya'll are being very judgmental, and Adorea you look fabulous. Don't change a thing about yourself unless you want too!"
Lisa and Nicole rolled their eyes at Karen.
"Listen up good Adorea!"
Nicole shouted at me pointing her finger in my face.
"Girl bye! You better get your Freddy Kruger having ass finger out my face before I break it!"
I shouted at Nicole whose eyes went wide then placed her hand back on the table.
Karen smirked at Nicole and Lisa because she knew I was fin to read them for filth.
I cleared my throat then said "listen up ladies, and I use that term loosely"
Narrowing my eyes looking at Nicole and Lisa.
"Both you hoes can kiss my phat black ass! Crack to cooch, I know what I want and will not settle for less like you basic bitches did. Nicole you can't even keep your man out of the strip club, and Lisa your man has been giving dick to every woman at the firm his works at. Had your slow ass walking around with the itchy and scratches, and how dare you bitches try to come for my weight. I look way better than you basic bobbleheaded weirdo ass bitches, ya'll out here looking like gorillas in waist sharpers"
They both gasp clutching their imaginary pearls.
"You're just jealous of us! And mad that no man wants you, hell even Kason didn't want you!"
Lisa shouted and Nicole nodded.
She really wanted me to fuck her up bring up Kason.
They knew Kason was a sore spot for me.
Kason was my first love and Karen's older brother.
Kason and I had a brief romance that ended when he had to take over the family business over seas. He didn't ask me to go with him, but I couldn't even if I wanted to, at the time I was taking care of my terminally ill grandmother, and I just couldn't leave her. She gave up everything to raise me when my parents were out trying to find themselves I owed my grandmother my life.
