The Regular Show X Reader

The Lunch Club

At Mr. Maellard's Billionaire Brunch, two guests get a drink as Maellard walks towards them. "And that's what I call liquid assets!" The female guest laughs. "Maellard, oh boy! Your brunch is the event of the season!" One of the male guests said. "Eh, it's okay. But no brunch would be complete without a little dessert!" He taps his cup with his cane. "The most expensive sheet cake in the world!" A giant sheet cake is being brought in by some guards, it has "$1,000,000" written on it. If you want to know how much it costs, take a look at the frosting." Everybody laughs as Maellard smiles, when suddenly, Rigby comes through the bushes, sleeping on a lawnmower, with (Y/n) hanging on for dear life, trying to stop it. "Rigby!" She shouted worriedly, trying to wake him up. Benson turns red with anger. "RIGBY!! (Y/N)!"

They end up wrecking the cake, getting it splattered all over everybody. "Aarrggh!!!" Mr. Maellard shouted. Later the duo are in Benson's office. "What? I'm sure (Y/n) can buy you a new cake!" Rigby said. "YOU REALLY SCREWED UP THIS TIME!!" Benson shouted. "Hold on now, Benson! You share as much to blame as they do! You are their manager." Mr. Maellard said. "It's true, Benson! I told you I needed a nap." Rigby said. "You were tired because you and (Y/n) were up all night PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!" Benson shouted. "ENOUGH!!!! Rigby's and (Y/n)'s screwup but discipline starts at the top. So here's what's gonna happen."

Mr. Maellard opens a drawer, and gets out some paper and a pen. "One of you is going to write a letter of resignation by 5 o'clock. Nobody leaves this office until it's done, and if you can't work it out, YOU'RE ALL FIRED!" He leaves and slams the door. "This is the last thing I need today! First, my car breaks down and I have to get a ride from my dad. And, now this. All right, you two, stop playing around and write that letter." Benson said, and (Y/n) sighs.

"Okay." She grabs the paper and pen, but Rigby grabs them from her. "Why should we write it? Didn't you hear? Maellard said it was your fault. 'Cause you mismanaged us!" Rigby said. "Come on, Rigby! We all know this is your fault." Rigby reads a book on the desk. "Not now, Benson. I'm reading up on my management techniques, there's some really good stuff in here." Rigby said, and (Y/n) snickers, causing Benson to glare at her, and she looks away whistling innocently. Benson shakes his head, then snatches the book away from Rigby.

"Hey, I was reading that!" Rigby tries to take the book back. "Why can't you take anything seriously?" Benson asked angrily. "Why are you so uptight?!" Rigby fired back. "Guys, stop it!" (Y/n) shouted, trying to break them up. The book splits in half as the two fight for it, just before Maellard barges in. "What's going on in here?" Benson and Rigby mumble. Maellard spots the torn book and takes it away. "Give me that! This isn't "party" time, this is "write a letter to quit" time. And if I have to come back in here, I'm busting heads!" Maellard storms out. "Neither of us are writing that letter." Rigby said. Time flies to 1 o'clock.

Rigby sneaks out of the office. "Rigby, what're you doing?!" (Y/n) hissed. "Rigby, don't you make me come out there! Ugh!" Benson and (Y/n) chase Rigby, who packed a bag on his bed. "Rigby! If Mr. Maellard catches us out of the room, we're dead!" Benson shouted. "Well then you two go back so that you won't get caught!" Rigby said. "That's it, Rigby, you march right back- -!" Benson and (Y/n) hear someone coming. "Oh, shoot!" Benson and (Y/n) hide under the bed. Mordecai comes in with Skips. "Rigby, what are you doing here?" He asked. "You two can come out now." Rigby said. Benson and (Y/n) crawl out of the bed. "Oh hey, Benson. (Y/n)." Mordecai said. "Hi Mordecai." (Y/n) said. "Mmm." Benson said.

"I thought Maellard was gonna fire you." Mordecai said. Rigby scoffs. "Maellard's just bluffing." He said.  They hear footsteps from the hallway. "But Papa! You can't fire them!" Pops argued. "Aah!" Rigby shouted. "Shh! We gotta get outta here!" (Y/n) shouted. (Y/n), Benson and Rigby climb out of the window and onto the roof of the house. "Which way is your office?" (Y/n) asked Benson. "Can't you teleport?" Benson asked. "Yeah, but I don't quite have the hang of it yet!" (Y/n) whispered.