The Regular Show X Reader

Crazy Fake Plan

In Olivia's house, Mordecai, Rigby and Margaret are watching a TV show. "And now, commentary from RGB2!" A man on TV said. "If you ask this old-timer, TV peaked in the 80s! Why don't shows have laugh tracks anymore?" Olivia pokes her head out from the kitchen. "Sorry to keep you guys waiting. I know you're hungry, but my famous peanut butter and celery appetizers will be out in a jiffy."

The TV switches to an advertisement for Seeds of Agony by Jonno. "Audacieusement modern, contrasté, avant- ... garde. These are all words you might say when you gaze upon my piece, Seeds of Agony." The TV zooms out to show a giant strawberry behind her. "You won't want to miss this cultural event before it is taken by blimp back to my minimalist region studio and destroyed. The venue?" She laughs. "A transitional local between the realms of light and dreams." The TV shows a map that displays where Seeds of Agony is.

"Off of Spruce and I 95 at dusk by the Cheezer's. Saturday only!" The voice over said. "Whimsical!" The TV shows the three on the couch. "Wow, that sounds crazy." Mordecai said. Rigby laughs mischievously. "Crazy enough to work!" He said. "Dude, what are you talking about?" Rigby leans over to whisper to them. "Can you guys keep a secret?" Rigby checks to see if anyone is watching.

"I'm taking (Y/n) to see that tomorrow! And you guys are coming with! And, you're not gonna ruin the surprise!" He said. "What?" Mordecai asked. "It sounds a little intense." Margaret said. "And why's it gotta be a surprise? Is it a special occasion or something?" Mordecai asked. "No, and that's the point! She'd be expecting something if it was. I've made her laugh, cry, scream with terror when she fell into that cave hole; all the big emotions. But she's too smart to be surprised!" Rigby said.

"No way." Mordecai said. "If there's a mystery, she has to solve it. Whenever I try to surprise (Y/n), she figures it out immediately." In a flashback, Rigby is dressed in murder-mystery-style clothing. "Good evening, my lady. I'm here to warn you that trouble's afoot. You see, there's been a mur-" (Y/n) squeals. "You're taking me to a murder mystery, right?" She asked. "Uh... yes." Rigby said. "Great! I already picked out a dress so we could go!" (Y/n) said. In another flashback, Rigby is holding a telescope and not wearing any special clothes. "Surprise! I'm taking you-" he was cut off. "To the conjunction of the Moon and Mars up on Lookout Mountain? I know! I'm so excited!" In another flashback, Rigby is simply at Olivia's house without any items or clothes. "Hello-" he said. "You're taking me to the biannual mating season of the hermit crabs? You're the best!" (Y/n) said.

(Back in the present)

"She's smart like that, dude. So I thought of a plan so crazy she'll never figure it out. Will you guys help drive us around?" Rigby asked. "Dude, you're being kinda crazy, but at least it's a nice kind of crazy." Mordecai said. "I think that's sweet Rigby. Of course we'll help you." Margaret said." Olivia walks into the room carrying a tray of celery and peanut butter. "Who wants celery and peanut butter? Wait, I smell a surprise brewing." She said. "No. You don't." Rigby said.

"You're taking sis to a movie after this." She smirks. Rigby jumps off the couch. "Ha, noooo!" Rigby walks up with his face close to Olivia's head. "Is there even a surprise at all? Who's to say?" He walks away. Olivia thinks. Margaret and Mordecai pretend to not know. The next day at the coffee shop, (Y/n) is waiting when Rigby walks in. He is wearing beach shorts, a formal jacket, and a hat. He is holding a flower. "I'm gonna say, based on your beach-casual look,

combined with formal jacket and corsage, we're going to... Beach Prom! That's the most fun party of the year!" (Y/n) said. "Oh, (Y/n), (Y/n), (Y/n). I have a different surprise in store for you. And this time, you're never gonna be able to guess it! Now let's go." Rigby said. "Hmmm, if it's not Beach Prom, are we going to Costa Rica?" (Y/n) asked. "No need to guess, just enjoy the surprise." Rigby said.