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Cat Videos

(Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Pops, Skips, Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost are watching internet videos. "You guys haven't seen "blargh.avi" yet? We're watching it!" Rigby said. The screen shows a video. The girl has a dog on a lead. "Go!" The dog jumps and makes her fall. "Blargh!" Everybody laughs, but Benson quickly slams the door open. "Nailed ya!" Everybody screams. "We were using the computer for business purposes!" Rigby said quickly. "You don't think I know about Funny Video Fridays, but I know!" Benson laughs. "You're gonna get such a write-up!" He said. "Quick! Put something on Benson'll like!" Mordecai said, and (Y/n) quickly types and a cat video came on.

Benson's pupils grow. "Wha-?" He asked. "It's a cat video, Benson." (Y/n) said. "Cat Video?" Benson asked. "Here's another one!" Rigby clicks on a video of a cat playing. "Whoa! When did they start making these?" Benson asked. "A long time ago, Benson." (Y/n) said. "There's millions of them." Mordecai said. "People just put up videos of their cats? On the internet?" Benson asked. "That's right, man. So just sit down for an hour or two and catch up." Rigby said. "I love cats." Benson sits down. Everybody leaves the room, except (Y/n). "So all I have to do is click on these cats?" Benson asked. "Yep. Just focus on the cats and not on the write-ups." (Y/n) said. "Write, what?" Benson asked. "Exactly." (Y/n) quickly leaves the room. Benson watches a cat video. "Whoa-huh-huh-huh!" He laughs.

(The Next Day)

"Sorry, sorry. I know I'm late to the morning meeting." Rigby said, excepting Benson to yell at him as he walks over. "Don't sweat it. Benson isn't even here yet." Skips said. "That's weird." Rigby said. "Ya think?! Benson's NEVER been late for work, ever! Something must be going on." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, I agree." Mordecai said. Benson shows up sleep deprived. "Did you stay up all night watching cat videos?" (Y/n) asked with concern. "Sure did." Benson chuckles.

"Did you know, there are internet cat celebrities? There's Fat Cat, Rat-a-tat Cat, and Mari, the Japanese cat that likes boxes. But my personal fav, is Curmudgeon Cat." Bensons shows a video of Curmudgeon Cat's owner waving its paw and the video freezes. "Ugh, piece of junk!" Benson snaps his fingers and gasps. I've got to get a new phone!" He starts to leave. "Uhh." Mordecai said. "Wait Benson! What about work?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah Benson. We need our assignments." Muscle Man said.

"Oh, right! Pops, you're in charge for the day." He gets in his car and drives away. "What the....?" (Y/n) asked. "I'm assigning you all old timey dances!" Pops starts dancing. "This is bad. And (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are responsible!" Skips shouted. "What are you talking about?" Rigby asked. "You got Benson into cat videos you get him out. Those are the rules." Muscle Man said. "Fair enough, let's go, guys." (Y/n) said, standing up. "Hey, I got an idea. Let's just wait until Benson snaps out of it." Rigby said. "My legs feel like wet noodles!" Pops continues dancing. "You were saying?" (Y/n) asked.

"You're right, we better go check up on him." Mordecai said. At his apartment, Benson is laying on a couch watching cat videos and pouring a bowl of cereal and McFluffin interrupts. "McFluffin... I'm trying to watch a video about cats." McFluffin leaps off Benson, spilling the cereal. "Hey... I wasn't done with that." Benson tries to reach for it, then pours milk and cereal into his mouth. "Now, where were we?" Benson watches more cat videos. "Aww, he thinks he's people." An advertisement pops up. "Have you ever dreamed of meeting Curmudgeon cat? Hi, I'm Cat Masterson, auteur director and visionary behind such classic cat videos as "I Hate Weekdays," "Curmudgeon Capers" and "Kitty Kitty Bang Bang." Well, if you "feline" meeting Curmudgeon Cat in person, then come on down to Masterson Studios to attend a live taping of his next video." Masterson said, and Benson spits out his milk.

~Time Skip~

"You here for the live taping?" Masterson asked. "Yes, I am, Mr. Masterson. I'm a big fan. Big, big, big, big, really big fan." Benson said as he threw his arms up. Masterson laughs. "Ha-ha, I like your manic, sweaty energy. Right this way." Benson follows him into a room. "Now, first we gotta get you suited up in -- In your viewing suit." He said as he hands Benson a motion capture suit. "What's this?" Benson asked. "Standard industry practice." Masterson said. "Okay..." Benson said. "Ooh, that's good. Nice, snug fit. Now let's get this show on the road." Masterson said. "You know, I gotta ask, in "Ball of Yarn" at 2:38, Curmu—wait, why is it all dark in there?" Benson asked as he tries to look inside. Benson gets shoved and locked in.