The Regular Show X Reader

Mordeby and Rigbecai

(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are in the basement checking the inventory. "One 3-D knitter." Rigby said. "Check." Mordecai said. "Five boxes of freeze-dried burritos." Rigby said. "Check." (Y/n) said. "Oh, sweet! They've got carne asada! You want one?" Rigby asked. "No, dude. If Benson catches us taking a snack break instead of doing inventory, he's going to flip his lid. Now, come on. What's next?" (Y/n) asked. "Fine. One, uh, uh what the heck is this thing?" Rigby asked,

as the trio see a machine. "I don't know." Mordecai said. "Hmm. Hm-Hm-Hm!" Rigby walks through the teleporter machine and instantly disappears, and (Y/n) instantly panics. "Rigby! Are you okay?! Rigby? Oh, no!" She said. "Oh, no. Oh, Rigby!" Mordecai said. "Dudes!" Rigby said, as he walks over to the duo, and they scream. "Don't do that! Wait, how'd you get all the way over there?" (Y/n) asked. "I don't know. I was over here, and there was this flash of light, and then I was over there in that other pod." Rigby said. "Dudes, do you realize what this is?!" Mordecai asked. "Teleporter! OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mordecai and Rigby said.

Rigby jumps off a crate and landed on the boxes Mordecai throws A football and the football hits Rigby in the head, and Mordecai falls into and out of teleporters 3 times Rigby shoots a laser gun into the teleporter and it hits 2 soda cans. "Okay. Okay. Oh, watch this!" Mordecai said, about to step into it. "No, it's my turn!" Rigby shouted. "Dude, this'll just take a sec!" Mordecai said. "No! AAGH!" Rigby shouted,

as he tries to get past Mordecai, but jumps on his arm instead. "Boys, stop it!" (Y/n) shouted. "Rigby! Will you chill, man?!" Mordecai shoves him. "Geez!" (Y/n) gasped, then growled, as she turned to glare at Mordecai, and he instantly tensed. "You need to be more careful, Mordecai!" (Y/n) shouted. He quickly put his hands out. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Don't freak out! Okay?" He asked. (Y/n) growled again, then takes a deep breath and sighs. "Okay, sorry...." She said, but then Rigby shoves Mordecai and they both get teleported.

(Y/n) panics again. "Mordecai! Rigby!" She shouted. The duo came out on the other side. "Dude, I don't think we're supposed to go through together." Mordecai said. " What are you talking about?" Rigby asked. "I don't know. What if we got messed up or something?" Mordecai asked as the duo walk out. "Exactly!" (Y/n) shouted, and the duo flinch. "We- well... the good news is we didn't, right?"

Rigby asked nervously. "Still, I just don't think it's a good - AAGH!" Mordecai shouted. "What?! What's wrong?!" (Y/n) asked worriedly. "Dude, your butt!!" Mordecai shouted to Rigby, and he looks to see Mordecai's tail on his back. (Y/n) was in a state of silent shock for a moment. "Aw, what?! I got your butt!" Rigby said, and at that (Y/n) bursted into laughter and the duo glare at her. "IT'S NOT FUNNY!" They shouted, but that only made her laugh harder. "Oh, oh no way! You guys switched butts?! Wait until I tell Anna!" She starts laughing again.

"Now you're the one-cheek wonder, Mordecai!" (Y/n) shouted, pointing at him, before continuing to laugh. The duo keep glaring at her, then Rigby sighs. "Well, at least she's not angry." He said. "(Y/n), what are we going to do about this?!" Mordecai asked. "Don't ask me." She said. "Maybe if we go through again, we'll change back?" Rigby asked, and (Y/n)'s eyes widened. "Or possibly come back out even more messed up!" She shouted, worried again. "We should at least try it!" Mordecai said, but just then Benson storms in. "What's going on in here!? Look at this mess! I knew I couldn't trust you guys with the inventory!" He shouted. "Benson, we are almost finished!" (Y/n) said. " No. You are done. And what is this?" Benson asked, noticing that it looked like Mordecai and Rigby were trying to hide something.

"What is what? I don't know what you're talking about." Mordecai said. "Yeah, Benson, it's a free country!" Rigby said, and (Y/n) snickered. "You always use that excuse." Rigby turns to glare at her. "Whatever, just go outside and rake the leaves." Benson said. "Wait! Can't you just give us five more minutes?" (Y/n) asked. "No, now. MOVE IT!" The trio slowly get out of the storage room and Benson locks the door. Benson walks out of the room and locks the door. "Of all the idiotic things I've got to do today!" He walks away. "Aw man He locked the door!" Rigby said. "Dudes, we gotta get Benson's keys so we can get back in there!" Mordecai said. Later in the living room, Benson is sitting on the couch holding a sub sandwich and watching TV.