The Regular Show X Reader

Struck by Lightning

Outside the park, the gang are playing rugby. "The score is 28 - 28. Next touchdown wins. But who's gonna take it home? The Tame Gamers or the Disaster Boys?" Suddenly, thunder claps and it starts to rain. "Oh goodness! It's storming!" Pops said. "Well, I guess that's that. Let's go inside." Benson said. "Oh, so I guess you forfeit?" Muscle Man asked. "And risk getting struck by lightning? Yes, we forfeit." Benson said.

"Oh, come on! People don't actually get struck by lightning. That's just an old wives take." Muscle Man said. "Yeah," Fives chuckles. "Yeah. We got a bunch of old wives over here." He said. "What did you just say?" (Y/n) demanded playfully. "Oh, It's on." Mordecai said. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby play rugby against Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost. Rigby picks up the ball. "Hut, hut! Hike!" (Y/n) said. Rigby tosses the ball back to her and (Y/n) walks back and throws it. Rigby tries to catch the ball. "I got it! I got it!" Muscle Man catches the ball and runs toward his goal, but Mordecai tackles him. Fives tries to catch the ball next.

"I got it! I got it!" He catches the ball. "Yes!" Fives rushes over to his goal and slams it to the ground. Muscle Man and HFG whoop and do a victory dance. "You know who else likes to mess around in the rain? My mom!" Muscle Man and Fives high-five each other and get stuck by lightning in the process. "MUSCLE MAN! FIVES!" (Y/n) shouted. Later at the hospital, Muscle Man and Fives wake up. "Looks like they're coming out of it." The doctor said. "Where... am I?" Muscle Man asked.

"Don't worry, you're in a hospital. You're perfectly safe, assuming you have insurance. Now, you suffered a serious shock, so we need to ask a few questions. What's your name?" The doctor asked. "Mitch Sorrenstein." Muscle Man replied. "Where do you live?" The doctor asked. "In a trailer with my wife, Starla." Muscle Man said. "Good. And your occupation?" The doctor asked. "I work at the park. I'm a groundskeeper." Muscle Man said. "Hm... Looks like everything's normal." The doctor said. "Whew..." (Y/n) sighs in relief.

"I just have one question for you doc." Muscle Man points at Fives. "Who's this guy?" The others gasp. "Oh no..." (Y/n) said. "Hi, I'm Hi Five Ghost. I actually work at the park, too. I'm surprised we never ran into each other." Fives said. "You have! You're best friends!" (Y/n) said in panic. "Best friends?" They both asked in confusion. "Wow, you really don't remember each other?" Mordecai asked. "What are you talking about, Mordecai? Why should we?" Muscle Man asked. "Yeah, I mean how can I remember someone I just met?" Fives asked. "How bad is it, doctor?" Benson asked. "They're suffering from a very specific form of amnesia, one that only targets the memories of their friendship." He replied. "We're friends?" Muscle Man asked. "Yes!" (Y/n) said. Muscle Man and HFG look at each other. "Is it treatable?" Skips asked.

"It's my medical opinion that you should go home and try to help jog their memories." The doctor said. Later they are back at the park. "We've been friends since high school?" Muscle Man asked. "Since you almost died in the crash pit." (Y/n) said. "Huh. I don't know if I see it. No offense." Fives said. "None taken. I feel like I remember crashing cars in the crash pit, but not this guy." Muscle Man said.

"Mm. Same." Fives said. "You guys really don't feel any connection at all?" Rigby asked. Muscle Man and High Five Ghost look at each other. "No." Muscle Man said. "Oh, come on. You know how (Y/n), Rigby and I have our things like-" Mordecai said. "Whoa! Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. Hummus!" The trio high-five each other. "And you guys have your things, like taking off your..." Mordecai began. "Shoes? Take off my shoes? I wouldn't advise that, bro." Muscle Man said. Rigby raises his paw. "How about doing high...?" Muscle Man and High Five Ghost shrug.

"Eating chicken wings..." Benson uses his hands to imitate chicken wings. " Hmm..." Muscle Man said Fives said. "Not really ringing a bell, sorry." Fives said. "Okay, we'll show you." (Y/n) said. Outside the house, Muscle Man and HFG are spinning donuts. "Okay! You guys are doing great! Now spin your shirt!" (Y/n) said.  Muscle Man tries to spin his shirt. "No! Like take it off, over your head!" Rigby said. Muscle Man takes off his shirt and starts spinning his shirt over his head. "Whoo! Whoo! Woo-hoo! Whoo! Whoo!" Muscle Man said.