The Regular Show X Reader

California King

At Pops' house, (Y/n), Mordecai, Eileen, Benson, Pops, Muscle Man and Skips are throwing a party in honor of Rigby. "Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!" The gang shouted. "Ahem. Thanks for coming, guys. As you all know, this is a big day for me. I've been here at the park for a long time now. I've spent a good chunk of my life up in that room, but it's time for a change. You don't grow by standing still. I've decided it's time to say goodbye... to Trampy." Rigby's trampoline has three balloons on it saying "Goodbye!", Happy Retire-ment" and

"SO LONG" along with a photo framed showing Rigby lying on his trampoline. I just had to say, "Rigby, you're a man now. It's time for a change." Also, I won a sweet new bed in the 82nd annual "Hotdog Horf" this weekend." Rigby pulls out a newspaper with an image of Rigby stuffing his face with two hotdogs, the title of the newspaper is "LOCAL MAN DEBASES SELF, WINS BED"

"What will become of old Trampy?" Pops asked. "I'm gonna send her off in style." Rigby said. At the back of Pops' House, the gang is standing near the dumpster. "In style huh?" (Y/n) asked. "Does anyone wanna say a few words?" Rigby asked. "Can we wrap this up? There's a lot of pipes in the park that need snaking." Skips said. "Right, sure." Rigby gets onto Trampy, takes a deep breath, bounces on Trampy and does some flips. Everyone watches Rigby in awe as he continues doing flips. Rigby curls up in a ball and lands perfectly. "Whoo! Go Rigby!" (Y/n) cheers, and Rigby blushes. "In style." He said. "Did you--? Did he—?" Mordecai asked, then he and everyone else claps.

Then he looks at the dumpster. "You ready?" (Y/n) asked him. "As I'll ever be." Rigby said, and he and (Y/n) put the trampoline in the dumpster. "Farewell, old friend." Rigby said, his eyes well up in tears, before closing the lid. "Ahh. New beginnings," Rigby said once he got into his bed. "Right, Mordecai?" He turns to his friend. "Sorry the bed's so big." Rigby said. "It's cool. At least it smells better than Trampy. Night, dude." Mordecai said. "Goooood night." Rigby said. "Mm. Hmm. Didn't really take." Rigby yawns. "Huh. No." Rigby grunts multiple times as he tries to get comfortable to no avail. He puts a pillow over himself, then crawls around the bed. "Can't...get...comfortable." Rigby said as he leans off the side. Then he gets back in bed. "Don't panic, Rigby. It's just a new experience. You'll get used to it." He said.

~Hours Later~

"Trampy. I made a huge mistake." Rigby said. Rigby's eyes widen. He quickly runs out the door and chases after the truck. "Wait! Stop!" He shouted. The driver looks to see Rigby running after the truck through the rear view mirror. "Stop!" Rigby shouted as he waves his arms in the air. "No second chances." The driver said, then drove off and Rigby collapses to his knees and cries. "NO!" He shouted.

Later, he is with his girlfriend and best friend in the kitchen. "Dude, the garbage man probably just didn't see you." Mordecai said. "He saw me. I saw him see me. (Y/n), Mordecai, you got to help me get it back." Rigby said. "No way." Mordecai replied. "Dude, come on!" (Y/n) scolded. "Oh, please." Rigby begged. "Oh, please, please, please." Rigby said. "Mordecai, would it really kill you to do something nice for your best friend?" (Y/n) asked. "Uh, I don't know, maybe?" He asked, and (Y/n) glares at him. "Oh, please, please, please!" Rigby said,

as he began to shake him. "You're coming, Mordecai!" (Y/n) scolded. "Ugh. Fine. I'll go get the kart." Mordecai said. "Thank you, (Y/n)." Rigby said. "No problem." She smiles at him. The trio drive to a man sitting on a box. "Hi, Sir. We need to go in there so I can get my trampoline back." Rigby said as they approach him. "Well, well. Threw away something dear to you without thinking it through, did you?" He asked.

"Yeah. So can we go in, or...?" (Y/n) asked. "You'll find your trampoline at the very tip of garbage mountain in Ziggy's shack." The man said as he points behind him. "Who?" (Y/n) deadpanned. "But beware! There are many pitfalls along the way, and Ziggy does not take kindly to visitors. Find your item and escape before sundown, or face grave consequences." He said. "Why sundown?" (Y/n) asked in a bored tone. "Liability. It's a union thing." The man said.