The Regular Show X Reader

Can You Ear Me Now?

The dome-sealed park is going through space. "What an awesome trip to the Summertime Planet." Mordecai said. "Yeah, I've been dying to get one of these Uber soakers." Rigby said. The trio squirt each other with the Uber Soakers. "What's next?" (Y/n) asked. "We're going to run some errands." Recap Robot said. "Errands!" Mordecai and Rigby said. "Fun stuff." (Y/n) said sarcastically. The spaceship lands on a dome platform. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Shureshot, Toothpick Sally and Recap Robot walking in the dome on a path.

"Welcome to Planet Lobius everyone." Recap Robot said. "What are we here for exactly?" Sally asked. "I need to pick up a roll on film that I had developed." Recap Robot said. "Why did you come here to get it developed?" Sureshot asked. "There the only planet that still does it." Recap Robot said. Sally, (Y/n), Sureshot and Recap turn their heads around to see Mordecai and Rigby playing with their Uber Soakers next to a tree. Rigby squirts first with Mordecai dodging the water. Rigby hides behind a tree and when he turns around he is squirted by Mordecai and says OOOOOHHH!!! in celebration. "Hey, you know how you just said OOOOOHHH!!! really loud." Recap Robot said.

"Yeah?" Rigby asked. "Well, never say that on this planet. These people are very sensitive to sound. So be respectful and please keep it down." Recap Robot said. "No problem." Mordecai said. "Easy enough." Rigby said. The six walk out of the dome. During that time, Mordecai and Rigby look up by saying woah. They see a group of ears (a couple holding hands and walking, another wearing a hat and reading the newspaper, along with another person standing next to a building wearing a dress) much to the duo's astonishment.

The gang keep walking and see a man at his house looking at his chimes. "I can't stand these chimes." A Lobian removes the chimes off the top of his house and walks away. The trio notice an ear opening a bag of chips sitting on a bench next to another person on his phone. The ear opens the bag of chips and before he eats, the lady interrupts him. "Do you mind?" He asked. "Oh, sorry ma'am.." An ear is walking a dog shaped like an ear. When a bird chirps and flies by, the ear dog reacts by barking.

"No, Rufus, that is too much!" The ear places a chew toy in Rufus's mouth before he whimpers. In a small mall called RX, the trio and Recap Robot enter via an automatic screen door. "I'll be done in a jiffy." Recap Robot moves away. "I'm gonna see what they've got for hair gel." Sureshot sad. "I wonder if they've got cinnamon toothpicks." Both Sureshot and Sally walk away together to find what they need. Meanwhile, Mordecai and Rigby look at each other and continue squirting their Uber Soakers, and (Y/n) rolls her eyes slightly.

After Mordecai squirts his in Rigby's face, Rigby gets aggressive and fires back at him, but unintentionally squirts a large cotton bud next to a sign saying Sale: 50% off. The cotton on the bud absorbs the water, knocks down a large light, much to the horror of the ears at the mall. The light knocks down a shelf of cell phones, causing them to vibrate and get electrocuted by the fallen and wet cotton bud in the process. Smoke is later absorbed into the fire alarm and starts blaring. While the ears react in agony, the glass protecting the inside of the mall cracks and shatters. "Oh no...." (Y/n) whispers. Recap Robot returns with Sally and Sureshot.

"What's going on?" Recap Robot asked. "Uh... we should probably leave." (Y/n) said. Before the trio leave the premises, a pair of ear guards arrest them. "You're under arrest." An officer said. "On what charge?" Rigby asked. "For making a ruckus." Later, the trio are at the Lobius Courthouse. "Typical. They would do something like this." Benson said. "I can see it with Mordecai and Rigby, but not (Y/n)."

Anna said. "Hey, innocent until proven guilty?" Skips asked. "Oh you know they did it." Benson said. "Oh yeah." Skips said. Muscle Man looks at an image of an ear with the words The Auricle engraved on the frame of the picture. "Who's the old lobe?" He asked. "That's the Auricle. The oldest most respected ear on Lobius." Recap Robot said. "Shouldn't they call him the Earicle? It really seems like a missed opportunity." Eileen said. "This is not the time for jokes, Elieen." Anna said. "Order, order in the court. The prosecution will now give its opening remarks." The Lobian Judge said.