The Regular Show X Reader

Lost and Found

At the Space Tree Station, (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Toothpick Sally, Chance Sureshot and Recap Robot are having lunch at the Food Court. Sureshot sips his coffee and sighs. "That's darn fine coffee." Chance said. "It better be. You had like 12 cups." Mordecai said. "Only thing that keeps me steady." He lifts his hand in a straight pose,

and (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are weirded out. "You don't wanna see him without it." Sally said. "Great lunch, guys. This one's on me. You've been training hard out there. You earned it. Oh waiter!" Chance said. "Food courts do not have waiters." A robot said. Chance chuckles. "Yes. Of course. Go ahead and put all this on the company tab." He said. "Payment is due in full immediately." The robot said. "Uh..." Chance chuckles. "Ow! Okay. Sure. I'll just get the company to reimburse me later. Oh, no... I-I don't have my wallet." He said. "No wallet." The robot puts Chance in a force field, and he screams. "Hey. Come on! Uh, can anyone else cover lunch today so I can get out of this force field?" (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Sally and Recap all decline and he groans.

"Alright. My wallet's gotta be somewhere. Let's see...Last night...I definitely had it at the Space Club 'cause I bought the first round of wings. Then I bought the last round of wings. And then.." He gasps. "What?" (Y/n) asked. "I left my wallet back on Mantis Planet. Can you guys go get it for me?" Chance asked. "I don't know...It sounds like a planet full of mantises..." (Y/n) said. "Oh, it is." Sally said. "They're cool, though! I swear! It'll be super easy! Just in and out! Think of it as one of your training exercises." Chance said. "Ugh. Let's go get his wallet." Sally said.

"Can we drive?" Rigby asked. "Why not?" Sally asked. She, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby leave the food court. Recap follows them. "Oh, fun! Manti love robots!" Later, in outer space, (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Sally and Recap are heading to Mantis Planet in a space cart. "We're getting close. Are you forgetting something?" Sally asked. "Oh! Correct!" Recap robot gets out a fake beard and puts it on. "Uh, why are you wearing that?" (Y/n) asked. "Oh, this? It is a disguise. I need the manti to believe I'm a human being." Recap Robot said.

"Why? I thought you said they love robots." Rigby said. " They do! In their horror movies! Outside of that, Manti actually find robots extremely repulsive." Recap Robot replied. "So...you coming with us isn't going to be a problem, is it?" Mordecai asked. "I'm quite sure I'll go undetected with this beard. And this baseball cap." Recap Robot puts on a baseball cap that has the words 'I HEART EMOTION' on it. (Y/n), Rigby and Mordecai look at Sally and she grunts. "As long as we respect all their customs, we'll be fine. Take a left here!" The cart lands on Mantis Planet. Recap gets out a clipboard. "Before we disembark, there are a few cultural rules we should..." Recap Robot said. "Cool! Bugs with guns!" Three mantises wearing uniforms and carrying guns run towards the five. "We have been commanded to escort you to the Great Mountain Throne Room. By decree of the king of Mantalantis." A mantis said.

"Woah. The king wants to see us?" Mordecai asked. "What for?" (Y/n) asked. "Are we in trouble or somethin'?" Rigby asked. "Huh? Trou...No! No, no. The king just likes to meet anyone who travels to Mantalantis. Come along, then." (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and Sally all head into the mountain. Recap follows them, but is then stopped by the mantis. "You're not a robot, are you? I'm... uh...getting kind of a vibe here." The mantis said. "No, sir. If I were a robot, how could I grow this cool human beard?" Recap Robot asked. ": Hmm...It is a pretty sweet beard. Good coverage, too. Whenever I try it, it's just like...It doesn't really grow on the sides! Of course, it's like a jungle in my thorax, but isn't that always the way?" The mantis asked. "I hear that!" Recap Robot said.

"Mantis King! Mantis King! Mantis King!" Mordecai and Rigby chanted, and (Y/n) rolls her eyes. "Mordecai, Rigby, Sally and Recap encounter the Mantis King, who is making weird noises. "What's he saying?" Rigby asked. They only hear weird nosies. "So...do you, like, have a translator or?..." Mordecai asked. They still only hear weird noises. "Uh.." The trio said. Eventually, the Mantis King spits out what looked like gum before wrapping it in paper and throwing it onto the ground, allowing his pet to eat it. "Pardon my gum-chewing. I just wanted to freshen up before meeting you." He said. "Seriously?" (Y/n) asked. "Well...uh...we're here about a wallet." Rigby said. "Our friend Sureshot said he was partying here last night, thinks he left it behind." Mordecai said. "Sureshot...Yes! Our lost and found box could contain any item lost or found!" Two mantises arrive with a box that says, 'Lost and Found.' "Oh, cool! That's just like what we have at the park!" Mordecai said.