The Regular Show X Reader

Local News Legend

"Here's your coffee sir." Sam said. "Ah thanks, Sam." The producer said. "Sammy, bring me coffee while you're there? Please and thank you." Jackie said. "Yes, of course." Sam said. He starts to brew the coffee. "Now, I think you all know that each and every one of you is an important part of this team." The Local News producer said. "Which is why this last announcement is for everybody. Channel 6 is looking for a fresh, edgy news segment, something with "wow" factor, something that screams weekly. Now, as I said, this audition is open to everyone. Just, uh, give us your footage in the next three days,

and the person we choose gets their own weekly segment!" Sam is listening while preparing coffee. "As I said, the hearing is open to all, only deliver their videos in the next three days and the person you choose, will have its own weekly segment." All rise and leave, except for Frank, Jackie and Sam. Sam comes to where Frank and Jackie were. "Here's your Late." He said. "Oh, life-saver. Well, Frank. Chopper 6 has been fun, but it might be Jackie's time to shine. I am gunning for that weekly news segment. I'm certainly deserving of it, seeing how I have never missed a day of work, not to mention the traffic-y award I won." Jackie said.

"I think Sam would have a shot if he tried." Frank said. "What? No, I haven't even been here that long. I mean, it would be amazing. But there's no way I'm ready." Sam said. "You think I was ready when I stepped on Chopper 6 for the first time? I didn't even have my pilot's license, or my contact lenses, but I flew her anyway. Don't stop yourself from pursuing your dreams." Frank says pointing. "Well, I really would like that segment. What's the harm in trying?" Sam asked. "That's my boy!" Frank laughs. "But you have your license now, right?" Sam asked. "Let 's go home." Frank said. "Well, there could be plenty harm in trying! Frank! Frank!" Jackie said while they were going.

Time Skip

"Okay, so they're looking for something with a "wow" factor. You guys have any ideas that are, like, "Wow"?" Sam asked, Sam writes "wow" on a canvas. "Can you be more specific?" (Y/n) asked. "Maybe go cerebral, like with a think piece. Maybe something like, "Hmm," you know?" Eileen said. "Kay..." Sam turns again and type the word "Think", "What else makes you guys want to watch the news?" Sam asked.

"The car chases!" Rigby said. "Yeah. And, then, when the cops are all like:" Mordecai began. "Out of the car, dirtbag!" The trio said together, then imitate gunfire sounds. "Yeah, dirtbags, that's it! I'll go undercover to catch all of the dirtbags around the city." Sam said. "Undercover reporter?" Frank asked. "Yeah, like with disguises and hidden cameras. I want my segment to really help people, you know?" Sam asked. "I love seeing the fire in you, son." Frank said. Jackie comes walking to where Sam and Frank are.

"Hey Frank, I heard that death rates for reporters covered is very high, you sure you want to send your son to that danger?" Jackie asked. "It may be a little dangerous, but I believe in Sammy. You know, the station has an anonymous-tip hotline. I think that will give you a leg up on your story." Frank said. "That hotline gave me a good tip on corked broom handles in that curling championship. It gets the Del seal of approval.." Del said. "Oh, Del, you did it again." Frank said.

Sam is lying on the desk. "Come on, ring!" Sam takes out his phone, he has a message from (Y/n), who says "Any tips yet?" To which Sam reads "Any information?" And then responds with a, ":(" to which (Y/n) responds with another, "/", to which Sammy responds again with another, "-_-", and (Y/n) replies with a drawing made with the characters. "Wow." Sam said aloud to see the drawing. The desk phone starts ringing. "Hello?" Sam asked as he answered. "I've got a lead. Meet me at the lot on the corner of Elm and Highland." The voice said. "I'll be there ..." Sam said.

(Later, in the parking lot)

Sam turns, and sees a snarling cat, to which Sam is a little scared and walks back, then hears some hissing, until it rests on the wall. Suddenly the mysterious subject appears. "Uh, are you--?" Sam said. "You ever heard of Cheezer's?" The person asked. "Uh, yeah ..." Sam said. "This is a corporate e-mail straight from the top. You ever heard of a vegetarian sandwich with meat in it?" The unknown person asked. "What?" Sam asked. "The cheese has been compromised." The person goes down the alley, and Sam observers the mail. ": "quesitos uses meat" Sam nods.