The Regular Show X Reader

Benson's Pig

At the park, Benson is holding a meeting. "Alright, listen up. I've got a lot of meetings today with the city park council, so I need you-" As a horn is heard, a truck comes. "I've got a delivery for Benson." The guy said. Benson gasps happily, as he tosses the pencil and the list. "He's here! Haha, he's here!" He said. " "He"?" Benson opens the box, revealing a pig inside it, and (Y/n) squeals. "It's a pig!" She said. "You like pigs?" Rigby asked. "Oh yeah, I've always wanted one of my own, if I did I would've named it Waddles." (Y/n) said. "Eee!" Benson picks up the pig. "Oh, hello there. I'm Benson. Can you say Benson?" The pig oinks. "Oh-ho-ho! Guys, meet AppleSauce. I adopted him through the Oink Foundation. It cost a fortune to overnight him to the park. Who's an expensive little guy?" Benson asked.

"A pig?! I thought you were more of a cat person, Benson." Rigby said, and (Y/n) looks at him in disbelief. "Really? You still expect him to be into cats after what happened not that long ago?" (Y/n) asked. "After what happened?" Rigby asked, and (Y/n) looks at him. "Oh..! That... good point." Rigby said. "Yeah, I'm done with cats. I'm a pig person now! It'll be great to have some company around the house. Isn't that right, little guy?" The park staff came up to them. "Oh, what an amiable little swine!" Pops said.

"Oh, ha ha. Apple sauce is my favorite food. I can see why you named him that." Fives said. Muscle Man points to a tattoo of half a skull on his arm. "And look, he even has a little apple on his arm." He said. "That's just a birthmark. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, change of plans. I'm stuck here with meetings until noon, so I want you to take AppleSauce back to my apartment and watch him. His pen is already set up. Just make sure he stays out of trouble." Benson said. "Whoa, all we got to do is watch a pig for three hours?!" Mordecai asked. "Heck, yeah, we can do that!" Rigby said. "Totally." (Y/n) agreed.

Benson gives AppleSauce to (Y/n). "I'll see you in a while, AppleSauce! Say "bye-bye!" Benson shakes AppleSauce's hoof. "Bye-bye, Benson! Bye-bye! Bye-bye-bye!" Benson leaves. Later, (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and AppleSauce are on the cart. "Augh! I can't believe we have to sit around in Benson's apartment all morning. It smells like a hospital in there." Rigby said. "Dude, we don't have to be there for three hours!" (Y/n) said. "Whoa, free pass! What do you say, AppleSauce, you wanna hang out with us for three hours until you have to spend the rest of your life with Benson?" Rigby asked.

Apple Sauce oinks. "I'll take that as a "yes". Rigby said. "Hangin' with AppleSauce!" The trio said. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and AppleSauce go to the arcade where (Y/n), Rigby and AppleSauce play a farm-themed dance game as AppleSauce wins a perfect combo score. Then they're at Stardust Lanes, where AppleSauce uses his head and bowls a perfect strike and (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby cheer.

Then the trio are driving the cart. "WOOOAAAHHHH!!!" The trio said. "Dude, we're like cool uncles." Mordecai looks at (Y/n). "And aunt." He said. "You wanna get something to eat, AppleSauce?" He asked, and Apple Sauce oinks. Later they're at a food truck called "Meat N' Greet" where they're waiting in line. "Oh, nice! They have bacon-wrapped hot dogs!" Rigby said. "Dude, you can't give that to AppleSauce. That's his people." Mordecai said. "Yeah, that's cannibalism." (Y/n) said.

"Oh, yeah. I'm a terrible uncle. Veggie dog, then, AppleSauce?" Rigby sees that AppleSauce is gone. "AppleSauce?" Rigby asked. "Rigby, where's the pig?" (Y/n) asked. "I don't know! He was here a second ago!" Rigby said. "AppleSauce?!" The trio asked. Mordecai's phone rings and he answers it. "Hey, Benson! What's up?" He asked nervously. Benson, including Gene and other park managers, are at the City Park Council. "Hey, I'm gonna be here a little longer than I thought, but I should be home by 12:30 at the latest. May I speak to AppleSauce?" Benson asked. "Uh... just a sec." Mordecai holds the phone to Rigby's face and Rigby holds his nose to imitate AppleSauce snorting. "Oh-ho-ho! Hello, AppleSauce! Hello! I have a pig now."