The Regular Show X Reader

The Key to the Universe

At Pops' house, the park crew and Earl are in the living room. Earl sighs. "Like I've been saying, (Y/n) is the Chosen One. Pops is the other chosen one, but only because of her." Earl said. "They must begin their training immediately, or Anti-Pops and Anti (Y/n) will destroy them and the universe as we know it!" Earl said. "Wait, what do you mean Pops is a chosen one because of (Y/n)?" Anna asked, and Earl sighs. "Because SHE is the one who created Anti Pops in the first place." Her eyes widen in horror. "Wait, what?" She asked, and he nods. "You also created Anti (Y/n) as well. And not only are you responsible for the creations of those two, but you're responsible for multiple changes in our universe." Earl said. "Huh?" Benson asked. "What's that supposed to mean?" Rigby asked, his eyes narrowed. "Your friend here isn't who you think she is. She's not a chipmunk, she's a rare and legendary being." The group froze. "Okay, now we know you're talking nonsense." Rigby said. "I don't know," Benson said. "Remember what Mr. Maellard said on the tape?" Benson asked.

"An extraordinary being that came from another dimension." Eileen said. "That would end our universe? So what? That doesn't mean he was talking about (Y/n)!" Rigby protested. "He knew about her powers though." Mordecai said. "Indeed. And it's those powers of hers that created the Antis, and changed our universe." Earl said. "What? Okay look, I may be powerful, but I'm not THAT powerful! And if I had created those two and altered this universe, wouldn't I have known about that?" (Y/n) demanded. "Not necessarily.

You see, your power works in all kinds of different ways. You could create or alter things without even knowing you did. And I'm assuming that's the case with the Antis." Earl said. "I created.... no. this can't be true." (Y/n) said. "I'm afraid it is. Which is why you need to learn to control this as soon as possible. Then you won't create or alter things unknowingly anymore. If you learn to control your powers, you could also destroy Anti Pops and (Y/n) and perhaps save our universe instead of destroying it." Earl said. "But I don't want to fight anyone!" (Y/n) said. "You can and will!" Earl said. "I still refuse to believe this garbage." Rigby said, crossing his arms. "Yeah, show us proof!" Anna said.

"Oh, you want proof. Every time the cycle starts over, I get a tattoo on my..." he began. "What's happening right now?" Anna asked. "Body!" He reveals multiple tattoos on his body, most of them were Pops, except for one which had (Y/n)'s face. "Wait, why does only one look like (Y/n)?" Eileen asked. "Because this is the only timeline where she's existed." He explained, and their eyes widen. "I will help you control your powers, (Y/n). Training starts now. Let us begin." Earl said. Later (Y/n) is sitting on the sofa,

and Earl dumbs a basket of socks on the table next to it. "Socks?" (Y/n) asked in confusion. "Yes. My socks, (Y/n). We must fold them." Earl said, and (Yn) raises an eyebrow. "Okay..." (Y/n) grabs a pair and begins to neatly fold them. Earl then knocks the stick out of her paws. "Hey!" (Y/n) glares at Earl. "Watch your temper, (Y/n)! Your negative emotions are what make you create bad things like the Antis!" Earl scolded. "S- sorry..." she said. "Now watch and learn." Earl then uses his cane and hands to fold the sock. "Now you try." (Y/n) picks up another pair and tries to fold it, then uses her paws to push it back on the table, and they unfold. Earl sighs. Mordecai and Rigby were watching from a window.

"What the heck? This is lame." Rigby said. "Yeah. Where's the cool training we were promised?" Mordecai asked. "Hmm. Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm." The duo said as they nod at each other. Earl takes a lemon out of a box full of them. "Now it is time to make lemonade." Earl said. "What does that have to do with-" (Y/n) began. "Grab a lemon." Earl said. (Y/n) sighs and takes one. "Now squeeze it." (Y/n) begins to squeeze it. "Clear your mind. The lemon is your foe. He does not want to yield his precious golden fluids, so you must crush him." Earl said.

(Y/n) grunts as she squeezes it and gets out the lemonade. "Good. Yes. Now do that a million times!" Earl shouted. "Oh..." (Y/n) said. Later, Earl was drinking the lemonade as the duo are outside next to some bushes. "(Y/n), look at these bushes. So unkempt. Now simply do as I do." Earl holds out a fist, he hits the bush, and half of the leaves shake off, some land on (Y/n), she growls, then brushes them off. "You see? Easy." Earl said. "I'm not going to punch a tree." (Y/n) said with her arms crossed, and Earl sighs and face palms. "Okay, okay. This feels like a good place to take a ten-minute break. But before we resume, I want you to ponder this ancient haiku. Darkness ahead strong. My body frail like dried leaves. Wise master so cool." Earl said. "Okay..." (Y/n) said. Mordecai and Rigby were now watching behind a bush as (Y/n) walks away. "This guy is full of it." Mordecai said. "Yeah. I think Earl's a big, fat fraud!" Rigby said. Suddenly he was standing in front of them. "Oh, you got something to say?" He asked. "Yeah. When are you gonna teach her something useful?" Rigby asked. "I am." Earl said as he holds up his glass.