The music that's playing in the background
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ALAN TANNER:
He's laughing at me.
MAXINE TANNER:
He's not worth it, dad.
BILLY HOWARD:
If it isn't the wonderful Maxine cuter than what your dad said.
RAY HOWARD:
Our Barney's got a right old catch.
ALAN TANNER:
Where do you get off with all these misogynistic views.
BILLY HOWARD:
I don't have any. Anyway, I thought you were made of steel. You would not take comments to heart, you said in the 1988 season.
ALAN TANNER:
How about you and me take it outside.
JULIA TROUGHTON:
You're not beating up, my brother Billy. You can leave Alan.
ALAN TANNER:
Why I've not hurt anyone unlike that turd there getting your in-laws to commit purgery is low even for you, Oliver.
OLIVER TROUGHTON:
And you having a one night stand with a known prostitute down Wimbledon is better. Fearn Woodley, the prostitute you bedded, has had kids and gonorrhea more times than you've had hot dinners, and that's a fact.
ALAN TANNER:
You slept with my Maxine, you didn't care.
OLIVER TROUGHTON:
You usually don't when your son has been kidnapped, your marriage collapses, and you're stinking drunk. I'm intrigued how much you paid her for sex.
JIMMY DUFFIELD:
Oh, Oliver, I'm trying to enjoy some pub grub.
ALAN TANNER:
Not important, the only people I've had that for is my beautiful kids.
OLIVER TROUGHTON:
Same old answers, Malcolm, please get rid of this drunk pathetic loser.
BILLY HOWARD:
I can show him my brute force, I'm undefeated in boxing.
OLIVER TROUGHTON:
Pace yourself, Uncle Billy.
BILLY HOWARD:
I'm glad you remembered who i am.
OLIVER TROUGHTON:
Your family i can recognise your long hair from a mile back.
KATHY TROUGHTON:
Come on, Oliver, let's have our first dance as a married couple.
BILLY HOWARD:
Duty calls, son.
SYLVIA TANNER:
I've just been in the toilet, Where's Alan gone.
DEN WILKINSON:
He was kicked out by the Troughton mafia. He was drunk.
SYLVIA TANNER:
Oh god, I'd better catch up with him.
FRAZIER MONTGOMERY:
They make a beautiful couple, don't they, Linda.
LINDA SYKES:
Yeah, they're gonna be fine. Do you think we'll ever be like that.
FRAZIER MONTGOMERY:
I see Charles. Please let him not stink of shit.
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Masefield Avenue: Episode 14,431
General FictionIt's the 20th August 1999 it's Oliver and Kathy's wedding day, which brings the entire community together apart from the selected few
