JULIA TROUGHTON:
You're not supposed to be near the bar today, Oliver.
(Oliver rings the bell and clears his voice)
OLIVER TROUGHTON:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd personally like to thank you all for attending my and Kathy's wedding today. This is truly a great day for us. Alan Tanner has been arrested, and to show that there's no malice, everyone will get two free drinks each because he has been taken away in a police car.
ARCHIE MATTHEWS:
You can't be that generous, surely.
OLIVER TROUGHTON:
I'll pay back the till, and anyway, mother, you forgot the knife.
DAWN HARWELL:
There you are.
KATHY TROUGHTON:
Well, you've already done this once you should be a professional at it.
(Oliver and Kathy cut the cake)
MALCOLM BATES:
Look at them. They're so cute.
WILLIAM SUGDEN:
I think they'll be just fine, they look into each others eyes and they see a new start another go at one of lifes most beautiful things.
TRAVIS SUGDEN:
We need to talk.
WILLIAM SUGDEN:
Excuse me, Malcolm.
FRAZIER MONTGOMERY:
How do you tell your dad that he stinks like manure.
JEFF MATTHEWS:
Oi Charlie, go and get a shower, you stinky bastard.
(Charles exits)
BART MATTHEWS:
Same old Jeffrey.
JEFF MATTHEWS:
Uncle Bart, how are you doing, my man.
BART MATTHEWS:
Living dangerously in Slough but ageing beautifully my god i look so good. Man, I'd love that.
ARCHIE MATTHEWS:
You've definitely lost the plot. you're talking about yourself to yourself.
MALCOLM BATES:
Have any of you ever been to Scarborough?
ARCHIE MATTHEWS:
The closest I've been is Sunderland. It was a very cold stag night in 1960, i thought I'd never leave.
KATHY TROUGHTON:
Here's your piece of the cake, dad.
MALCOLM BATES:
Thanks, Kathy.
RHIANNON BATES:
Jeff, Derek is crying, i don't know why.
JEFF MATTHEWS:
Del, what's up.
DEREK HOWARD:
I was told by that Scottish lady there that i was a perv for asking why she smokes.
JEFF MATTHEWS:
I'm not having that... Oi Amanda the fuck you been splurting.
AMANDA MONTGOMERY:
Nothing that isn't correct.
JEFF MATTHEWS:
Calling a 74 year old man a pervert because he wanted to talk to you about why you smoke isn't on, you and me outside now.
HELEN TATE:
You can't be serious.
JEFF MATTHEWS:
I've served in the Gulf war and I've killed 5 people i can do it again.
HELEN TATE:
William do something.
WILLIAM SUGDEN:
No, he's old enough to know, and she's not my relative. Anyway, my objective is accomplished, and Travis and i are back in business.
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Masefield Avenue: Episode 14,431
General FictionIt's the 20th August 1999 it's Oliver and Kathy's wedding day, which brings the entire community together apart from the selected few
