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RAY HOWARD:
Morning Ms, I'm Billy Howard. I'm Julia's brother, and i wonder whether she'll be coming here when the wedding is finished.
TRISHA BARLOW:
Yes, she will be back. Her son Oliver's wedding has just concluded.
DEREK HOWARD:
I haven't seen that nipper in such a long time, i remember we used to watch knowledge and nature documentaries he used to like that.
RAY HOWARD:
Oh, don't cry. You'll set me off.
DEREK HOWARD:
Luther stole so much from me and for what.
LAURA HOWARD:
He wanted them to fly without fear. Look at London now. More knife crimes happen because people get impatient, and it's hardly a place for a child, isn't it.
ALAN TANNER:
Your relative isn't sane. He slept with my daughter.
BILLY HOWARD:
We all have slept with dollybirds in our times if no one did. Maybe then the human race would have died out.
SYLVIA TANNER:
Let's go, Alan.
ALAN TANNER:
He cheated with his little brothers girlfriend, my daughter he isn't pure.
DEREK HOWARD:
Maybe he made an error of judgement. Not everyone is right all the time.
ALAN TANNER:
It's why I'm blackballed from the ceremony.
ARCHIE MATTHEWS:
Beautiful ceremony, pint please Dawn.
RAY HOWARD:
Anyway, is your daughter a fine looking bird.
ALAN TANNER:
None of your business
BILLY HOWARD:
Bet you, she's got a nice set of Bristol City's.
ALAN TANNER:
What does that mean?
HELEN TATE:
You didn't get what you wanted on this occasion, but Travis will see...
ALAN TANNER:
William, what is Bristol City in cockney rhyming slang.
HELEN TATE:
Isn't it the football club.
WILLIAM SUGDEN:
He's referring to boobs, i don't know how you didn't know that. After all, you had a son with a woman from Wimbledon, and you were born in Camden.
BILLY HOWARD:
And yet he was lecturing about Oliver's character. Love, i feel so sorry for you knowing that your husband is not holier than thou. See Alan, you can't have life your way. You can't be a big bully pushing people around because they'll revolt, and I'll be top of the list.
JEFF MATTHEWS:
Do you think i can get off with one of the bridesmaids.
STACY MATTHEWS:
Are you trying to get yourself or someone else divorced quickly?
JEFF MATTHEWS:
Rhiannon is too close.
STACY MATTHEWS:
And married in 1996, anyway I'm glad that Ethel took the girls. I love you, Jeffrey Daniel Matthews.
JEFF MATTHEWS:
Keep that roar and intensity for when you and I are in bed tonight, and you can show me how much you love me.
STACY MATTHEWS:
You'd better go and polish the speech up.
JEFF MATTHEWS:
I will sweet primrose.
BART MATTHEWS:
A very randy goat isn't he your Jeffrey.
STACY MATTHEWS:
I love him for it he possesses the nature to look into your eyes and persuade that orange is pink. Does Archie know you're here.
BART MATTHEWS:
No, I've come through the back annexe.
STACY MATTHEWS:
You'd better go.
ELSIE ARMSTRONG:
What are you having, Mr Duffield, my treat.
JIMMY DUFFIELD:
I need some tissue paper, sorry son, for using your hankerchief. It didn't help you want it back.
TRAVIS SUGDEN:
No, thank you, i think I'm gonna spew.
JIMMY DUFFIELD:
When's the bride and groom supposed to appear.
ELSIE ARMSTRONG:
Shortly, I'd say maybe in 20 minutes, though don't hold me to it.
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Masefield Avenue: Episode 14,431
Narrativa generaleIt's the 20th August 1999 it's Oliver and Kathy's wedding day, which brings the entire community together apart from the selected few
