Masefield Avenue: Episode 14,431

Number 19

DENISE BARLOW:
You calmed down, Mark.

MARK BARLOW:
Whatever.

DAMIAN BARLOW:
Don't be a sourpuss, just because you weren't asked to be a bridesmaid doesn't mean your girly dreams will come true one day.

MARK BARLOW:
Shut up, I've almost had my life taken today.

ABBIE BARLOW:
No one is forcing you to wash windows. The rain does that we do live in the North of England.

MARK BARLOW:
I've got 6 kids, 3 boys and 3 girls, and they couldn't care less.

CANDICE BARLOW:
Ashley is in America, and Ernest has gone to Norway. Dad, we care, but you don't make it easy for us.

DENISE BARLOW:
Candice is right. You're too set in your ways, Mark.

SETH BARLOW:
Why don't you learn a new trade?

MARK BARLOW:
It costs money i don't have, you lot don't know the value of money.

DAMIAN BARLOW:
Patronising much, Mark.

MARK BARLOW:
Who's ever behind the door is going to die.

CANDICE BARLOW:
I'll get it.

DENISE BARLOW:
I hate you when you're like this, Mark.

MARK BARLOW:
I've had practice with all the bullshit you lot have given me.

RACHEL MONTGOMERY:
Well, I'll tell you something: You pathetic Mark while Charles is at the farm and the Blackburns are running a little chain of stores. You're just doing this so the DWP doesn't catch up with you.

MARK BARLOW:
How dare, that's not how it is.

RACHEL MONTGOMERY:
Your van gets broken into and you go to the job centre to claim on it, and don't tell me you go into the job centre for a cuppa and a chitchat.

MARK BARLOW:
At least I'm not a skivvy at a Café, where there's spoilt brats and druggies and a murder who lives at Number 12.

RACHEL MONTGOMERY:
No wonder this house and family are stuck in the past. At least Charles is doing something supportive, i was going to ask Damian if he wanted to go out clubbing, but I'd better leave him to stew over the truth.

DAMIAN BARLOW:
Wait...

(Rachel exits)

MARK BARLOW:
You don't like it when you get upended, do you, all you just get out of my sight.