Red haired pirate (edited)

The City of Ridicule, Mock Town

"I've ignored it too much! It's too noisy!" Anna yelled exiting her room to see something in the sky "ahhh!" She screamed seeing three giant shadows with weapons "sea monsters!" Luffy and the monkey screamed as the guys rowed the ship away as quickly as possible "what the hell was that?" Anna asked falling down "it couldn't have been real" Zoro said breathing heavily "the grand line is an endless parade of mystery and annoyance, I mean look at the nightmare of just making it through today" Sanji said smoking a cigarette "Zoro, you have to protect me from now on" Anna said.

"What why?!" Zoro yelled "I'm my fathers only child, I don't know about you lot but I have a really bright future ahead of me, I have a kingdom to rule and a life to live i want to have all limbs no scars when I'm married so I can't die pitifully like a rat" she said "it sure isn't Anna if she doesn't give us a backhanded insult in any situation!" Nami yelled "she insulted us?" Usopp and luffy both said confused "whatever" Zoro said.

"It's true Lydia has always been good at back handed insults, she'd say thing and it'll leave you pondering for hours even days over what she said and when you figured it out and went to confront her she'd insult you again" Ainu said "wicked woman" Tristan said gritting his teeth.

"Hmm? Huh?" Anna said as she painted "what's wrong Anna?" Nami asked walking up to her after chewing Luffy, Sanji and Zoro out "I thought I bought some paint at our last island, I'm all out" Anna said before Nami pinched her cheek "how can you act so cool and calm in a situation like this?!" Nami yelled "sowwy" she said "we're going to Jaya so maybe we can stop and buy your paint there" Nami said letting out a sigh "Nami my sweet, Robin my dear, Anna my love, dinner is served this afternoon we'll be dining on fresh gourmet octopus and seaweed stew" Sanji said walking out to deck to inform the ladies.

"An island in the sky...it could be heaven" Anna said walking up to Nami as she checked the log pose "imma hit you" Nami said angry.

"You see anything Usopp?" Luffy asked as they sailed to Jaya "nothing just the sky and the sea" Usopp said "I thought that Jaya island wasn't too far from where we were" Zoro asked "it shouldn't be and with the nice weather we should have spotted the coast line over an island ago" Nami said before some seagulls fell on the ship "ahh! They've been shot!" Chopper said running to the seagulls "?" "How I didn't hear any gun shots" Usopp said "here's a bullet" chopper said pulling a bullet out one of the seagulls "are you saying a bullet came from an island we can't even see chopper?" Nami asked "a tuna has a better chance of killing them, no snipper or gun can shoot at that range, they were probably shot before and just happened to fall now" Usopp laughed "hey sanji we found our dinner" Luffy said grabbing the birds for sanji.

"Awesome check it out the town looks great!" Luffy laughed as the ship reached Jaya "is it just me or does this place look like a resort?!" Usopp asked happily "it does look promising maybe we can stay here a while" Nami said "i need to stop at a store and buy new paint and canvases maybe some new dresses too" Anna said getting off the ship with Rowen behind her.

"I got everything from paint to dresses" Anna said walking the streets before hearing some laughs and fighting from a restaurant "let's go check what's it's about" she said moving past the crowd and into the restaurant "Anna! Tell them to fight back!" Nami said kneeling beside a beat up Zoro and Luffy "what happened?" Anna asked running to their side "he did" Nami said glaring at Bellamy "let's get them to chopper they're hurt" Anna said kneeling beside Zoro "hey sweet things, if you keep hanging out with these losers you're gonna get left behind especially when the new era rolls around. What if I bought you, you seem like a simple girl you can't fetch too high of a price" a guy with while hair said to the girls.

"Excuse me? Did you just say you wanna buy us" Nami asked glaring at him "that's right join us" the man said as the men in the bar laughed "how dare you? I outta have your head on a stick!" Anna said angry walking to the man grabbing his shirt "feisty little thing aren't ya?" The man said with a laugh "Anna" Zoro called out from the floor "you're going to let them insult us? Insult me?" Anna said walking to him "just leave it" Zoro said before Anna pulled him up and slapped him "let's go Nami" she said pulling him as Nami pulled luffy.

"The sky island does exist" a fat man said eating pie outside the bar "?" The girls said turning to him as he laugh "got something you wanna say?" Nami asked dropping luffy "what're you so angry about your friends won that fight" the man said with a laugh "Luffy?" Nami said as the two stood up "urg, come on Rowen" Anna said walking off.

"Absolutely ridiculous, who were those fools to insult us like that? I wish I'd strangled him" Anna said walking back to the ship "calm down" Zoro said "calm down? You don't know how insulting that is, me a princess being referred to as buyable I cost more than they can imagine, more than they can afford, in fact I cost nothing because I can't be bought" she said angry "makes no sense" Zoro said "Zoro! Luffy! What happened why're you beaten?" Usopp asked "Nami, Anna oh no are you two alright?" Sanji asked "doctor!" Chopper screamed before Usopp hit him. "So what happened to you guys? It looks like you were beaten by a pack of wolves" Usopp asked as chopper treated the boys injuries "just some pirates, but we're okay just some scratches" Luffy said as Zoro agreed "you guys seem to be okay but we're not. What's wrong with you two? you are men right? When someone provokes you the only logical response is to beat their asses!" Nami said angry.

"Right! And the way he was just running his mouth! Damn it I'm mad!" Anna added crossing her arms "Anna bunny a strange man brought some thing for you and I left it in your room" Sanji said "thank you" Anna said as Robin came on the ship to inform them of their findings.