⚠️ IF YOU HATE NUZI AND OILROSE DO NOT READ THIS ⚠️
Okay sooo... uhh this might have suggestive jokes and language so click off if you don't want any of that... :3
and now this is just a md book.
(before ur like "Isn't this meant to be md only?" kindly letting you know i will sprinkle in some of my other interests in! but the book's 95% md so you will be fine, CHILL-)
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Miku: cutie <3 (fr bro)
Rin: a sweet, honest, loving girl that will always be there to try and cheer you up! <3
(... i mean this is rin kagamine >.<)
Len: (quick sigh before this..) a homosexual man that is a great friend, lover and video game player. he has a big dick too. (ayo what u lookin at 🤨 len is just a nerdy boi)
Luka: Luka is usually a boy, he's very kind to everyone, especially his crush <3
(sighhh... Luka's a girl... but i mean u aren't wrong abt her personality-)
Kaito: a cool guy, charming, always friendly (fr)
Meiko: the most ethereal, angelic boy you'll ever meet. he comes off as a jerk, but deep down, his heart is full of gold. he's so pure you'll want to hold him all day <3
(homies... MEIKO'S A FEMALE FOR GOD'S SAKE- whatever her name kinda sounds like a guy's anyway 😒 but not)
Fukase: the name of a meme lord, and you can also call him "fuckass"
(fr tho- his name kinda does sound like fuckass)
Oliver: he is the student that doesn't do work in school all day, and plays games all the time, even if there's assignments-
Piko: in hawaiian "Piko" means belly button (poor guy... his name is also a cheese 😔)
VFlower: an amazing girl, not a boy, pls-
(i headcanon flower to be non binary, still chill abt how she's a girl tho)
Gumi: gumi is an amazing person. i love them. nicest, most adorable, sweetest human alive.
(u aren't lying tho-)
(skipping gakupo bc it's very serious, and serious stuff is lame. no offense, but the definition ruined the fact that ppl are on the internet for fun, but thx for the free information i already knew ig) ---
utaus and fanloids as well! :D
tedaur (i mean teto don't act like im dumb): the coolest mf on this planet (teto my child... you are perfect in every way possible, im not a simp or anything, just a fan! sorry if i look too passionate abt her here, teto is just a cool chimera.. anyway pearto is cool)
neru: to be very smart, funny and pretty at the same time, they have a swearing problem and dates douchebags. they are extremely fun to play games with! always treat neru like a nice friend bc she is :)
(hah... no... she's a TSUNDERERERERERERERERERERERERERERE- (five mins later) -ERERERERRERERERERERERE-)
(im unfunny, right? well its because idk how humour works- but if u find me funny, THAT'S WHAT YOU LOSERS WHO THINK IM UNFUNNY GET, HAH- no but seriously, thx if u find me funny, or cool! and this book is definitely NGMI... to a million. maybe 1 K, yea. but 1 M? hell nah-)
ruko: a slur for stupid ppl
(hah... so ruko is stupid? but they're a nice utau 😕)
(skipping defoko bc she doesn't have one that is incredibly dumb)
momo: a person you really hate (i will use hate, it's strong and it gets the point through)
(and also, momo is just a robot maid what did she do to you? also the robot maid thing is... awfully familiar... totally not related to the actual fandom this is meant to be for... hah... Idk anything abt that, let's move on <3)
anyway bow n is going to hug my Wattpad readers who aren't on Tumblr, bye bye
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(idk Japanese, but i know what some of this means. anyway, here. have him as my lock screen)
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