(dear god im a horrible writer when will i get better-)
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Solver: Oh, and what did you ever sacrifice?
V: I gave everything... I gave my whole life!
Solver: You died by me turning you into a zombie drone, blah blah blah-
V: I'm not talking about my death! I'm talking about my life! I gave my whole life.
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(man that was angsty as hell- anyway, to be honest, that was a small upgrade)
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Cyn/Solver: ... 世界でいちばんおひめさまそういうあつかいこころえてよね?
(world is mine)
Cyn/Solver: ... so... everything is mine, right?
later...
V: breaks into the ballroom (in Tessa's house duh)
V: ... J! I swear... to god-
J: WHAT DO YOU WANT V I'M BUSY!
(she's busy simping lol)
V: oh GOD where the FUCK are my GLASSES-
J: What are you-
V: You bitch!!1!1!1!1!!1!!!!1!1!1!1!1! We've gone over this before-
J: WHAT THE FUCK?! I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR SHIT IM SERIOUS-
V: YEA YOU DID- YOU TOOK MY GLASSES AGAIN-
J: NO I DID NOT! YOU TOOK MY BRANDED PEN-
V: WHAT NO I DID NOT-
J, with a higher pitched voice: YES YOU DID!!! THEN WHERE IS IT???
V, with a higher pitched voice: I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PENS WHY WOULD I STEAL THEM FROM YOU-
J, with a REALLY high pitched voice: THEN WHERE THE HELL IS IT MOTHERFUCKER-
N has joined the chat.
N: Heya guys! I hope you two are getting along! Have either of you seen my book?
J and V: ...
N: What are you looking at...?
V: Are-
J: ARE YOU A FEMBOY?!
N: ... NO I'M NOT A FEMBOY D:
N: But seriously, have you seen my book?
V: NO YOU FEMBOY-
J and V: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-
N: No! Guys! I swear I'm not a femboy.....
(ik this is out of character for maid V)
Tessa walks in.
Tessa: ... what's going on here?
J: V stole my branded pens.
V: J stole my glasses.
N: I lost my pilot hat...
V: ... and N is a femboy.
Tessa: ... really? Well, now that you mention it, my bow's gone.
V: Wait... so... is there a thief in the house?
N: OMG IM SCARED DID WE GET ROBBED-
J: OMG WHO WOULD DO THAT?!
Tessa: sighs ... who's missing...?
N: I think it's-
All 4: Cyn.
Cyn/Solver: Giggle. World is mine. Get over it. Giggle. What... wait-
Tessa picks up all of the items.
Cyn/Solver: Wait, what are you- wait, WHA- world is mine, Tessa. Give it back. Annoyed expression.
Tessa: You're grounded-
Cyn/Solver: YOU CAN'T GROUND ME MOTHERFU-
Then she was grounded, the end.
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V: ... I am so hungry. Time for McDonald's-
Uzi: This is the... hm... FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK- you fatty...
V: Yeah? You had 60 lemons-
Uzi: Yea, but lemons don't make me fat-
N: Hey you guys!
Uzi: THAT'S MY LINE-
V: UZI SHUT UP-
N: Want some burgers? :D
Uzi and V: No you fatty-
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(man that's crazy as HELL-)
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Anyway, good news! My friend likes MikuRin now (YIPEPEEEEEJWWOWOEIIWAJJDKSOSJSJSKAKSJDJDJSA-) idk about any of my others but uhh... yeah :D
Anyway, here:
(next one is made by @/Starylx_buddy on YT! She's my moot, so she deserves a little boost here :3)
ANYWAY, BAI-
spawns out
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Fanfiction⚠️ IF YOU HATE NUZI AND OILROSE DO NOT READ THIS ⚠️ Okay sooo... uhh this might have suggestive jokes and language so click off if you don't want any of that... :3 and now this is just a md book.