Not even a part of the group chat but writing this in here bc why not???

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Okay well uhh... this will be weird and stupid-

J: WE'RE GOING TO THE SHOPS-

N: Wait wha... why?

J: Someone broke a chair-

V: Can I come???

J: Why-?

V: Because I'm hungry-

J: Then get some oil- I'm not buying you food-

V: Nah dw-

Uzi: Okay that's weirdly suspicious but uhh- bye-

V and J leave to go to the shops :3

J searches for a new chair

J: Now stay put, and don't go anywhere, okay?

Despite V being an adult, she still acted like a hyper toddler with 24/7 sugar rush and she also acted like she was on steroids-

V: Okay :3

Then she went somewhere, and there was a couch! :000000

And then she ate the couch 😔

Tessa: V?!

V: Wait you're still alive? I thought Cyn killed yo-

Tessa: It's a long story... anyway, why are you eating a goddamn couch?

V: Wait... why are you here...?

Tessa: BECAUSE MY PARENTS OWN THIS PLACE-

V: WAIT WHAT...?!

Tessa: Okay, and explain to me... why are you eating that couch-?

V: I dunno-

Tessa: Okay now I need to call the police 😃

She calls the police :3

Doll: 911, какая у вас чрезвычайная ситуация?

(911, what's your emergency?)

Tessa: Sorry, I don't understand Russian-

Doll: Лиззи-

(Lizzy-)

Lizzy takes the call instead-

Lizzy: Okay, what is it?

Tessa: One of my friends ate a couch-

Lizzy: WAIT WHA-

Tessa: I know, it's weird-

Lizzy: Call the ambulance-

They go to the hospital-

Lizzy: V?! You were the one who ate the couch?!

V: Yea-

Lizzy: ...

Nurse: It's okay she's done this before-

Lizzy: THIS DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER-

Tessa: HOW ARE YOU SO CHILL ABOUT THIS?!

Tessa goes back to the shop-

J: Okay... uhh... where's V?

Tessa: She ate a couch-

J: She... WHA-

Tessa: I know... I know... it's weird...

J pays for the chair- then she goes back to the landing pod

N: Where's V-

J: SHE ATE A COUCH-

N: Wait what-?

Uzi: That sounds like something she'd do lol

J: NO IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED-

N and Uzi: Wait wha-?

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A/N: yeah this will be finished later-

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