Okay well uhh... this will be weird and stupid-
J: WE'RE GOING TO THE SHOPS-
N: Wait wha... why?
J: Someone broke a chair-
V: Can I come???
J: Why-?
V: Because I'm hungry-
J: Then get some oil- I'm not buying you food-
V: Nah dw-
Uzi: Okay that's weirdly suspicious but uhh- bye-
V and J leave to go to the shops :3
J searches for a new chair
J: Now stay put, and don't go anywhere, okay?
Despite V being an adult, she still acted like a hyper toddler with 24/7 sugar rush and she also acted like she was on steroids-
V: Okay :3
Then she went somewhere, and there was a couch! :000000
And then she ate the couch 😔
Tessa: V?!
V: Wait you're still alive? I thought Cyn killed yo-
Tessa: It's a long story... anyway, why are you eating a goddamn couch?
V: Wait... why are you here...?
Tessa: BECAUSE MY PARENTS OWN THIS PLACE-
V: WAIT WHAT...?!
Tessa: Okay, and explain to me... why are you eating that couch-?
V: I dunno-
Tessa: Okay now I need to call the police 😃
She calls the police :3
Doll: 911, какая у вас чрезвычайная ситуация?
(911, what's your emergency?)
Tessa: Sorry, I don't understand Russian-
Doll: Лиззи-
(Lizzy-)
Lizzy takes the call instead-
Lizzy: Okay, what is it?
Tessa: One of my friends ate a couch-
Lizzy: WAIT WHA-
Tessa: I know, it's weird-
Lizzy: Call the ambulance-
They go to the hospital-
Lizzy: V?! You were the one who ate the couch?!
V: Yea-
Lizzy: ...
Nurse: It's okay she's done this before-
Lizzy: THIS DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER-
Tessa: HOW ARE YOU SO CHILL ABOUT THIS?!
Tessa goes back to the shop-
J: Okay... uhh... where's V?
Tessa: She ate a couch-
J: She... WHA-
Tessa: I know... I know... it's weird...
J pays for the chair- then she goes back to the landing pod
N: Where's V-
J: SHE ATE A COUCH-
N: Wait what-?
Uzi: That sounds like something she'd do lol
J: NO IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED-
N and Uzi: Wait wha-?
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A/N: yeah this will be finished later-
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Fanfiction⚠️ IF YOU HATE NUZI AND OILROSE DO NOT READ THIS ⚠️ Okay sooo... uhh this might have suggestive jokes and language so click off if you don't want any of that... :3 and now this is just a md book.
