i just traumatised lizzy 🥰 (as uzi, and free incorrect quotes)

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... by throwing 100 kg of dirt at her, as well as 1000 earthworms and 10 L of nanite acid.

yes, ik, that's crazy... heh-

anyway, here's how it went:

Lizzy bumps into Uzi, then she [Uzi] throws a bit of dirt at her. Then the amounts got higher and higher and started including earthworms (lmao earth go bye bye bc solver 🤪🤪🤪🤪) and nanite acid (woah get rid of that acid 🤯) and then lizzy dies... and then... uhh- idk.

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Uzi: GUYS WE ALL NEED TO DRAW V STEALING N'S PILOT HAT!

N: With her cheeky face?

V: steals N's pilot hat

N: Wait WHA-

(seriously someone draw that 😔)

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V: I want to touch J's hair.

(BUT WHY THOOOO- oh yeah bc gfs)

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British boi who lives in Copper 9 = N

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Lizzy: Why do I always think that purple haired thing is Japanese?

(jokes on you, she's actually blasian [Japanese + South African])

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Uzi: sees rule 34 of her and N

Uzi: ... if N sees this, he'll be more traumatised than before...

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N: Wat da napple doin'?

Napple (N as an apple): ... :3

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Uzi: The creator is in Perth, in Western Austra-

steps in

Lux (me): HELL NAH DON'T REVEAL MY LOCATION- welp, now you guys know I live in Perth, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SUBURB I LIVE IN-

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J: I can be the only pigtail girl here.

Miku: ... shows off pigtails

J: ...

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steps in

Lux (me): Wanna learn some Aussie slang 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 WHY NOT MATE????? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 MACCA'S IS MCDONALD'S IN AUSTRALIA 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 I DON'T LIKE VEGEMITE EVEN THO I WAS BORN AND RAISED HERE 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 (i dunno, maybe because im not actually australian, my parents are from the Philippines) I SAY BISCUITS ALL THE TIME (even before watching murder drones, now it's a verbal stim 😔😔😔😔😔😔), I'M STUPID AS HELL- (what the biscuits-), AND I WRITE LIKE SHIT 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

(what the fuck is this let's move on)

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Tessa: G'day mate! I'm Tessa James Elliot, but you can just call me Tessa! What can I do for you today? <3

(...)

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Uzi: I'm turning NSFW into SFW so that N can see it... is that stealing...?

(yo [yes, and no])

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Cyn: ... I'm autistic.

(i am too [but im more idiotic and more lazy and mo-])

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