incorrect quotes !! (but from some cursed things)

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V: N, pray for the food.

N: Close your teeth for prayers.

V and J: ... >:0

N: I-I mean... close your mouth!

V and J: ... >:0

N: Sorry. Close your eyes as we pray for the food.

*The three of them close their eyes.*

N: In Jesus name we pray...

V and J: Amen.

N: ... in Jesus most wonderful name we pray...

V and J: Amen.

N: ... in Jesus most honourable name we pray...

V and J: Amen.

N: ... in Jesus most tantalising name we pra-

V and J: ... >:0

N: In Jesus most-

N: *aggressive coughing noises*

N: ... name we pray-

V and J: ... >:0

N: In Jesus most-

V: My friend... WILL YOU GO STRAIGHT TO THE POINT AND PRAY FOR THE FOOD SO THAT JESUS CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING-

N: ... I was only introducing the prayer to God :c

V: Pray for the food now and be quick with it.

N: Okay! Bow down your waist for prayers-

J: N! It seems you have been hiding and smoking! Why can't you just pray so that we all can eat in peace?!

N: ... okay. Let me hit the head on the nail-

V: ... you mean "hit the nail on the head"?

N: Yes, that's what I meant :D

V: Pray for the food now and be quick with it.

N: In Jesus naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame we pray-

V and J: ... Amen >:0

N: Lord, thank you for this food. Thank you for the opportunity to have the appetite to eat this food. And if the killer put nanite acid in the food that can kill us, I say, back to sender!!

V and J: ... >:0

N: Lord, I pray you help V, provide clothes for all the naked girls in her system.

V and J: ... >:0

N: I also pray that God will help Uzi because V always locks her up in the landing pod, and she starts screaming and crying.

V: N. That's enough. Let's eat.

J: N. This is the only time I am saying this, but continue with the prayers.

N: And I pray that God will help Tessa, J's best friend, V always calls her to her room whenever J is not around. And she does the same thing she does with Uzi. And now Tessa can't walk straight again.

V: N. I said it's enough.

J: You are already dead to me. Just go and start shopping for your coffin. N. Please continue with the testimonial prayer.

N: Okie! :D ... and I pray God will help Doll, so that J will stop calling her to the landing pod, whenever V is not around at night. And I also pray that God will help all of V's friends, like Lizzy and many more others. I pray that God will stop them from coming to J's part of the landing pod naked when V is not around. And I also pray that-

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