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N: I'm not a baby!
J: *feeds him a baby bottle*
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A new bow N and Mesmerizer Uzi thing for y'all to draw:
Draw them cosplaying as each other :3
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Uzi: N! WE CAN'T HAVE MORE KIDS!
N: But they're all so cute, and they're growing up! I wanna be proud of them! 🥺
The kids in question: a Miku plush, a Rin plush, a Len plush, a Teto plush, a Neru plush, a smol Miku plush and a smol Rin plush-
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Everyone in Uzi's school: Wow, these ppl are so weird. Thank god I'm the only normal person here...
Uzi: Borger 😈🍔
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V:
J: ... //O///O//
(fr)
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Bow N: The loser
Mesmerizer Uzi: The evil creature
Bow N: *hugs Mesmerizer Uzi*
Mesmerizer Uzi: *blushes, and thinks of sex with him for some weird reason (idek)*
(ship name for the two is MesmerizedBow, name idea is from That1AuthorNett)
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N: ... U-Uzi...! My body is being transphobic again...
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V: Am I breedable to you? OvO
J: ... it's 3 am.
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V: My girlfriend is struggling with her gardening, so I go outside, and ask her if a guy is bothering her. Then I punch the dirt.
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Before they went to the movies (in the first incorrect quotes thing)..)
V: Where did you and N go?! The movie's started! Uzi..?
Uzi: WE ARE FUCKING
Uzi: GETTING (not delivered)
Uzi: POPCORN (not delivered)
Uzi: IN THE HALL-
V: OH MY GOD WTF-
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i fw 90% of md ships, the only ones that i don't like are cyncest (cyn x n duh), codegold (j x n) and any other problematic, obvious family member x family member one. but im honestly chill w/ most, it's only the cyn ships i get mad abt ngl (NOT BC I WANT CYN TO MYSELF, SHES JUST MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER KSKSKSKSSJJSJSJSJSJ- the real reason is bc she's just a kid)
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Fanfiction⚠️ IF YOU HATE NUZI AND OILROSE DO NOT READ THIS ⚠️ Okay sooo... uhh this might have suggestive jokes and language so click off if you don't want any of that... :3 and now this is just a md book.