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Uzi, to N: I will defy biology and get you pregnant.
N: ...?
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N: My girlfriend can stab me a bit, I don't care.
Uzi: Hehe hi >:3
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Doll: I don't normally speak English, so when I forget what toes are, I just call them "the fingers of the foot".
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Uzi: I have parasocial beef with the person that owns the @uzi tag.
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Cyn: Hey guys. Giggle. Do you still like my bow? Vote if yes, comment if no. (CYN WE AREN'T BEGGING PEOPLE FOR VOTES OR COMMENTS 😭)
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Uzi: Hi there...
J: She might seem nice, but she picks up bugs and throws them at people for fun...
Uzi: OI-
*Uzi picks up a keybug and throws it at J*
J: ... that proves my point.
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Uzi: Huh... wh... who are you?
Cyn/Solver: The voice in your head that made everyone addicted to smartphones, taught you to say shut up to people, and hypnotized a kids show.
(That's the yellow one that didn't appear in Episode 3 😧😧😧😧)
Uzi: ...
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J: Did you know there's a yellow thing in our basement that is addicted to smartphones, was taught to tell people to "Shut up" and hypnotised a kids show? Well, that thing is Cyn.
(im sorry I can't let it go ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️)
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WARNING:
[ABSOLUTESOLVER] action detected.
[REDACTED] evacuation sequence activated.
- DO NOT GO NEAR [THE YELLOW ONE].
- DO NOT REMAIN STILL.
- DO NOT SEARCH FOR ANY MISSING BELONGINGS.
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Lizzy: To be honest, the phrase "あきた ねる" if not, then "アキタ ネル" is just saying "I'm going to sleep". Why would someone name a character "I'm going to sleep". And "Neru" means "to sleep", so don't you dare act stupid.
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Cyn/Solver: Bow. Now.
Uzi: But why thoug-
Cyn/Solver: Please 🥺
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J: I'm baking my girlfriend into a cookie because I miss her.
V last seen: 5 minutes ago
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author (Lux / Biscuit / Neru / Len / Nox) steps in-
Lux / Biscuit / Neru / Len / Nox : There's the awesome lesbian couple (V and J) and then there's N... the third wheel... hah...
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Uzi: N... what are you wearing-
N: A minion costume! :D
Uzi: ... dammit I'm in love with him even more-
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N, to Uzi: YOU'RE SO SO SO PRETTY I'M SO SO LUCKY I HAVE YOU-
YOU ARE READING
•.+°~ Murder Drones GC ~°+.•
Fanfiction⚠️ IF YOU HATE NUZI AND OILROSE DO NOT READ THIS ⚠️ Okay sooo... uhh this might have suggestive jokes and language so click off if you don't want any of that... :3
