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Uzi: Okay, we are almost there... and N hasn't gotten distracted by anything dumb... we might actually make it on time-
N: OH MY GOD!!! UZI LOOK! IT'S A SNAIL- I LOVE SNAILS!!!
Uzi: Fuck...
N: Did you say something? O_o
Uzi: No-
N: Okay... well, as I was saying, snails are able to sleep for up to six years, but they only do this when the climate is inadequate-
(Uzi: AHHHHHH- AUGHHHHH- N- STOPPP-)
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V: *hits you with a pipe* Oh, I'm sorry.
V: *hits you with a pipe again* Sorrgy, accident.
V: *hits you with a pipe... 3 times.* Why are you bleeding? (Oiling)
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V and J, reading from a YouTube comment or something: How many likes for y'all to kiss?
V: A million.
J: Okay, no she's joking. But look, listen, why-
V: A million.
J: I find it kinda weird that you guys-
V: A million >:3
J: ... think it's cool to see girls kissing each other.
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Cyn: What time is it...?
Tessa: I don't know... why?
Cyn: I wanna see if the time on the clock is correct.
Tessa: Okay. Wait... it says 11 PM.
Cyn: Yeah?
Tessa, pointing to the window: Look out the window.
Cyn: And...?
Tessa: Does... does it look like it's 11 PM?
Cyn: I don't know, that's why I want to know what the time is.
Tessa: You don't need to know what the time is to know it's not 11 PM.
Cyn: How do you know it's not 11 PM?
Tessa: It's literally day time!
Cyn: oH- i'M sOrRy! i MiSsEd ThE dAy iN sChOoL wHeRe YoU dEtErMiNe ThE TiMe WiTh ThE sTaRs~ (blud doesn't even go to school 💀)
Tessa: It's daytime!
Cyn: Oh- I mean the sun then!
Tessa: My guy, my dude... MY BROTHER IN CHRIST- YOU DO NOT NEED TO READ THE SUN- TO KNOW IT'S NOT 11 PM- The very fact there's a sun at all means... it's... not... 11 PM. How on Copper 9 are you this dense?
Cyn: Maybe somewhere there is a place where it's daytime during 11 PM.
Tessa: Oh yeah?
Cyn: Yeah.
Tessa: W H E R E ?
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(and then cyn killed tessa, the end!)
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Cynessa: So? What do you think?
Uzi and N: Cyn?!
Cynessa: Yes?
Uzi: T-This is... uhm...
N: I-It looks great! But... uhm...
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Fanfiction⚠️ IF YOU HATE NUZI AND OILROSE DO NOT READ THIS ⚠️ Okay sooo... uhh this might have suggestive jokes and language so click off if you don't want any of that... :3 and now this is just a md book.
